Ok for now I only have a blazer (it's actually my funeral jacket) I have my spectacles, to make me look all intellectual and smart despite Big Mo saying us trolls dont have brains. Actually had to go find them, I've laughed so much the computer and phone screen was looking all blurry. I'm not sure I want to own the Shoezone Stomper 2000 shoes, i may have to draw the line at that. I don't have whiteboard, I'm sure I still have my National Record of Achievment folder from High School. It looks all official and boss like, I can pop my troll notes and diagrams in that.
Edited..to fix all my spelling mistakes, genuinely can't see for the tears streaming down my face, if I don't stop laughing I might have tears streaming down my legs too!!