I've discovered she's 23/3/87 so here goes.... its written as if she requested this info but holy HELL ITS ALL THERE!!!!! and i apologise in advance if this isn't something you're into, its a personal obsession of mine.
She is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate, and tenacious.
Possible issues: impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, insensitivity, and restlessness.
Your identity rides on your sense of personal freedom. It can be quite a challenge to get you to do what you don't want to do, simply because you see any attempts by others to push you in a certain direction as threatening to your sense of freedom. You are a very dynamic person who questions tradition and authority, yet, paradoxically, you can be quite set in your ways!
You can have a lot of nervous energy and defensiveness. It can be difficult to hold a 9 to 5 job or to develop steady routines. You work best when you can manage your own schedule, and you work in spurts. When you are hit with creative inspiration, you are capable of tremendous effort. However, you can be quite temperamental, and it is very hard for you to pour your hearts and souls into something that you don't "feel" for at the moment.
You have a desire to be something special or to experience something more than the ordinary. You are a daydreamer and idealist.
You may have had a childhood that didn't help you direct or define your life. Perhaps the early family life lacked supervision or clearly-defined rules. A father figure may have been absent or distant and ineffective. You may have a glorified image of your father. Whether the image is very positive or very negative (or if it swings between these extremes), the image is not very clear or objective. Whatever the case may be, you struggle with defining who you are. You might gravitate towards the "wrong people" or get in with the "wrong crowd" in an attempt to define who you are. You might be susceptible to being taken advantage of by others, especially men or authority figures.
You may be easily led astray by peculiar desires or self-destructive habits. To add a greater-than-ordinary dimension of experience to your life that helps you to feel special and important, you might be attracted to Neptune-ruled behaviours, such as secret affairs, drugs, or other escapist behaviours. In some way, you may feel a strong urge to glamorize your role in the world. There can be some confusion about the past (such as remembering childhood experiences in ways that are far removed from reality) and a tendency to daydream about being someone more "important" than you are.
You may struggle with early conditioning that made you feel tossed aside or neglected in some way and certainly not directed or supported. You are very sensitive, especially concerning any real or imagined blows to your ego.
She can waver between a rich and successful domestic life and social success, perhaps having difficulty succeeding at both. Very perceptive and given to psychoanalyzing people. A strategist. Powerful emotions and intense feelings.
Love-at-first-sight is to be avoided, as it will make one forget all other duties and lead to problems. There can be obsessions. Emotions can take over the life at times. Possible issues: hard, unforgiving, rigorous, and insensitive at times. A limited and narrow mind in rare cases.
She may have felt ashamed for being needy or dependent and now feels awkward or even angry with people who display these traits without apology. She can feel very uncomfortable asking for help and/or expressing her own nurturing nature as a result. Accepting the very human need for care and concern in herself can be empowering. It can also help eliminate extremes of behaviour in these areas where she expresses neediness to an extreme, after which feeling remorse, and then repeating the cycle.
! She’s proof that the slimming jags don’t work so well on the arse and legs though! Or maybe that’s her unfortunate lipodema.
mine were half the price, double the size 
