Stephanie Vavron @stephanievavron

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Christmas Dinner at mine is a long all afternoon process. My brother is a tad raging, I'm not hosting 😂 starters here is basically a buffet of starters to cater for everyone, build your own prawn cocktail ingredients, pate, cheeses and a variety of picky nibbles the kids might eat. Then standard turkey, beef and gammon with all the trimmings. I might have to make a dish of my cheesy leeks for my mum to pop in the oven for him because she won't do them for him. I like to feed them up so when it comes to dessert they only want a small serving so there's more left for me to eat in bed later watching crap on telly 🤣

I usually cook like I’m cooking for the 500 but I don’t touch it 😭🤦🏻‍♀️ my OF isn’t here for crimbo, he’d be climbing the walls if I didn’t cook a Christmas dinner 😆 so it’s a win for the kids
 
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“Guyyyzzzz when I tell you I’m shocked at the levels these 5 women go too…yeah….anyway…yeah it’s giving issues! It’s giving….yeah! I dunno what to do with this information!……anyway me and barcode laughed did we lils? And just look at this insane kettle I was sent today! only with manipulation code stephsawanker37 you can have the boilest wateriest water I’ve ever tasted it’s giving I spk s but I’ve a lifestyle to try maintain that’s slipping through my rotten fingers so I know yer all poor so tik tok gave me the best deals and it’s only £1.99 straight from China for my followers! Barhead Glasgow santas on his way to your house cause I’ve had another clear out of se just for you IFYKYK 😉

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I half expected them to be zooming into the video I posted of bpred to see if they could figure out who I was from the reflection 😂
 

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She’s got the double boobs showing again, 2 piece, like a body suit and sarong so cheap and tacky you’ll put your finger through it first then catch fire. Single use only, that’s why it‘s 14.70 🤣
Is it just my eyes or is the phone hand pip tit swinging (well no not swinging because they look smaller than before) sitting lower than the other? Very weird because when you raise one arm up like shebis to gold her phone up, that boob also raises slightly but hers is looking lower than the non raised arm side????????
 

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I usually cook like I’m cooking for the 500 but I don’t touch it 😭🤦🏻‍♀️ my OF isn’t here for crimbo, he’d be climbing the walls if I didn’t cook a Christmas dinner 😆 so it’s a win for the kids
I enjoy my starter but time I serve up mains, I've stressed myself out so much trying to make everything perfect I don't enjoy it at all. So I am looking forward to a day off. I could go to my mums but i really don't like the thought of taking the kids out on Christmas day. Here's your gifts kids, right you can't actually play with them though we have to get ready to go out, it just doesn't work for my house.
 

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Is it just my eyes or is the phone hand pip tit swinging (well no not swinging because they look smaller than before) sitting lower than the other? Very weird because when you raise one arm up like shebis to gold her phone up, that boob also raises slightly but hers is looking lower than the non raised arm side????????
The other side has a nipple that looks like it wants to exit stage left. 😳
 
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I enjoy my starter but time I serve up mains, I've stressed myself out so much trying to make everything perfect I don't enjoy it at all. So I am looking forward to a day off. I could go to my mums but i really don't like the thought of taking the kids out on Christmas day. Here's your gifts kids, right you can't actually play with them though we have to get ready to go out, it just doesn't work for my house.

I can’t deal with the amount of food but I’ve always done it for the kids, it’s overwhelming to me, too many smells etc. Tbh I hate Christmas too much trauma from it in the past but I’ve always put my big girl pants on for the kids, outside I’m smiling but inside I’m screaming, I take myself out the back door a lot but I get through it
 
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Christmas Dinner at mine is a long all afternoon process. My brother is a tad raging, I'm not hosting 😂 starters here is basically a buffet of starters to cater for everyone, build your own prawn cocktail ingredients, pate, cheeses and a variety of picky nibbles the kids might eat. Then standard turkey, beef and gammon with all the trimmings. I might have to make a dish of my cheesy leeks for my mum to pop in the oven for him because she won't do them for him. I like to feed them up so when it comes to dessert they only want a small serving so there's more left for me to eat in bed later watching crap on telly 🤣
Next level genius 😈
 

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I can’t deal with the amount of food but I’ve always done it for the kids, it’s overwhelming to me, too many smells etc. Tbh I hate Christmas too much trauma from it in the past but I’ve always put my big girl pants on for the kids, outside in smoking but inside I’m screaming, I take myself out the back door a lot but I get through it
That's what good mammys do for their kids ❤️
When I do host, it's only my mum, step dad and brother. Usual visitors to our house so it's not too overwhelming for my son. We don't mind if my son joins us or not, he does sit at table for a little while usually to pull a cracker and have some of the starters. He will not entertain any of the main so he will have safe foods. My youngest will eat some beef with a mountain of yorkies and a bit broccoli 😂 so preparing a full Christmas Dinner for me is pointless.

Vav preaches about her Christmas not looking the same as everyone else's blah blah....from what she describes it doesn't sound very Autism friendly. 15 people all over. She actually just sounds bitter when describing Christmas for M, no wrapping paper, him not understanding, him not being able to say thank you and show appreciation.
Him getting overwhelmed. All negative negative negative. Pushing her dream my IG worthy Chrsitmas show onto him rather than giving him a Christmas he will enjoy.
 
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I can’t deal with the amount of food but I’ve always done it for the kids, it’s overwhelming to me, too many smells etc. Tbh I hate Christmas too much trauma from it in the past but I’ve always put my big girl pants on for the kids, outside in smiling but inside I’m screaming, I take myself out the back door a lot but I get through it


Just read this back 😂😭 was supposed to say smiling not smoking 😂 I dinna smoke 🤦🏻‍♀️