Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

thelurker66

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You can get a Costco membership if you are “self employed” Kerrie Essex (can’t stand her either) has one and she does OF.
Grocery Store Fighting GIF by Four Rest Films
 
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Yeah she’s classed as self employed so she can get one, it is bollocks! Imagine all the crap she’s going to buy 😂
I can only imagine the s she will purchase. I’ve never been meself now but me mate got me pjs (Disney I’m ashamed to admit!) but they qualify is amazing. I do want to go meself like. Wonder if she will lend me her card or let me go with her 😂😂😂
 

lexilou

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She really don't have anything except shopping hauls now? That's so unsustainable for GENUINE single mums. People will get bord of it quick. How many phone cases does it need? Just a total waste. Would companies not be better maybe donating to under privileged schools/youth centres? Actually make a difference. Will never under stand giving to that greedy swamp pig.
 

Lilac8

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I can only imagine the s she will purchase. I’ve never been meself now but me mate got me pjs (Disney I’m ashamed to admit!) but they qualify is amazing. I do want to go meself like. Wonder if she will lend me her card or let me go with her 😂😂😂
I’m going on Friday to get some bits for my daughter’s sleepover (she had to cancel on her birthday coz she was ill). I love the bag of broccoli salad from there.
 

Eitak58

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As she’s looking for work i thought I’d help her out with a CV. Every little helps.

CV of Aimee 5 names aka Aimless/Cat piss

Personal statement:

I am a size 12(+4) hovel dwelling former clubcard owner, single mama, owner of 5 cats and one emotional support bear. A fake anxiety advocate. I excel at playing the victim and manipulating people with no teeth. I have extensive experience in dick. I am a compulsive liar, unhygienic and show narcissistic personality traits.


Job history highlights:
Tesco - 11th July 2024 to 11th July 2024
Women’s Aid Speaker - TBC since 2021
Multi million pound business owner
Primark - started 3 years before the store opened.

Reason for leaving all: TROLLS

Skills:
Can dismantle an Halloween tree in minutes.
Ability to drive whilst passed out.
Opening bottles of Kylie.
Mutley impressions
Expert level knowledge of Uber Eats app.
Circus inspired make up artist.
Ability to have a filter on videos without using a filter.
Chewing coffee like a camel.
Extensive knowledge of the skip hire industry.


Dislikes:
Cheese. Studio lights. School runs. Cheese. Cleaning. Bathing. Cheese. Parenting. Telling the truth. Tesco.

Hobbies:
Deep throating chippy sausages on camera, taking dry baths, sun beds, takeaways, getting pissed, breeze block pity parties, spending money, men called Dave. Being poorly. My bestie Steph. Living my best life through TT.

References:
Granny gash flasher
Greg the wallet
My Police case worker
Uber Eats delivery driver
Slate selling t
MY mental health nurse
 

thelurker66

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As she’s looking for work i thought I’d help her out with a CV. Every little helps.

CV of Aimee 5 names aka Aimless/Cat piss

Personal statement:

I am a size 12(+4) hovel dwelling former clubcard owner, single mama, owner of 5 cats and one emotional support bear. A fake anxiety advocate. I excel at playing the victim and manipulating people with no teeth. I have extensive experience in dick. I am a compulsive liar, unhygienic and show narcissistic personality traits.


Job history highlights:
Tesco - 11th July 2024 to 11th July 2024
Women’s Aid Speaker - TBC since 2021
Multi million pound business owner
Primark - started 3 years before the store opened.

Reason for leaving all: TROLLS

Skills:
Can dismantle an Halloween tree in minutes.
Ability to drive whilst passed out.
Opening bottles of Kylie.
Mutley impressions
Expert level knowledge of Uber Eats app.
Circus inspired make up artist.
Ability to have a filter on videos without using a filter.
Chewing coffee like a camel.
Extensive knowledge of the skip hire industry.


Dislikes:
Cheese. Studio lights. School runs. Cheese. Cleaning. Bathing. Cheese. Parenting. Telling the truth. Tesco.

Hobbies:
Deep throating chippy sausages on camera, taking dry baths, sun beds, takeaways, getting pissed, breeze block pity parties, spending money, men called Dave. Being poorly. My bestie Steph. Living my best life through TT.

References:
Granny gash flasher
Greg the wallet
My Police case worker
Uber Eats delivery driver
Slate selling t
MY mental health nurse
People who you are not to contact:
Me dads wife
My undercover troll Steph vavron
Members of tattle
Members of comment cafe
And you are prohibited from watching me videos and highlighting things I say with my own mouth as that isn’t true and I will deny it ever happened even with video proof.
 

Eitak58

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People who you are not to contact:
Me dads wife
My undercover troll Steph vavron
Members of tattle
Members of comment cafe
And you are prohibited from watching me videos and highlighting things I say with my own mouth as that isn’t true and I will deny it ever happened even with video proof.
🤣 can you imagine her actual CV once TT goes tits up 🤣