Honest I couldn’t - il give it as a raffle prize or somethingThat’s kind of you. But surely you’ll keep the booze, food banks don’t accept it do they? So that’s a sign to keep it
it’s the good stuff as well !Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
it’s the good stuff as well !
She will just sick shoulder pads under one her chav trackiesWhat we all thinking her 80’s theme outfit for the red carpet is?
deff the plastic spray on trousers but in a size 20 ( she will claim they are the same size 12) and make up/ hair wise it will be the get ready with me to go to B&M look cos she always looks like an 80s slapper to me You are a good egg aren’t you. Me .. not so muchHonest I couldn’t - il give it as a raffle prize or something
vodka is my tipple though so I’d defo be having that.
Ailment, stiff, Charley nipples and h (she’s pre teen don’t you know)What we all thinking her 80’s theme outfit for the red carpet is?
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She will just sick shoulder pads under one her chav trackies
I think she’ll take advice from Shirley so get it more wrong than usual. And let’s be honest her quiff fringe is very 80’s so she won’t need to do anything there and her make up is very Boy George so again she’s sorted there she really does scream 80’s slapper!
I’m not great with vodka - prefer a flavoured gin with a shotYou are a good egg aren’t you. Me .. not so much
“Do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me ccrryyyhiii” - ailment boy George to d2 2023
I’m not great with vodka either but I continue to drink it and make a t of myself but a t that’s having a fing ballI’m not great with vodka - prefer a flavoured gin with a shot
The golden girls look younger as wellToo classy for that gaggle of munters
I’m not great with vodka either but I continue to drink it and make a t of myself but a t that’s having a fing ball
love it - I’ve just done a bottle of that whispering Angel stuff! I thought ooh this is nice so necked the bottle - big mistake on a school night - I never drink mid week - thought it tasted like pop but there’s 2 dogs on the rug n I only have 1
Wahahahaha she absolutely was a needy beggy little meff. She had no shame or pride. She was an absolute sap. He came back, shagged her and fed her off again. Was that him? Or was that D1? Maybe they both done this
Ooh the fing shame she brought to us women ! Disgrace to our sex she was !!Wahahahaha she absolutely was a needy beggy little meff. She had no shame or pride. She was an absolute sap. He came back, shagged her and fed her off again. Was that him? Or was that D1? Maybe they both done this
She was a let down to females all over the world. She let him into every aspect of her life and harpers. It was disgusting how quickly she had him round her and at her birthday party. It’s pathetic how desperate she is for cock and male attention
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is it a sleep where you’ve slumped type of night. Whatever you do don’t let the donkey in the house or something mad I get confused given there was mere days between the two (what a sWahahahaha she absolutely was a needy beggy little meff. She had no shame or pride. She was an absolute sap. He came back, shagged her and fed her off again. Was that him? Or was that D1? Maybe they both done this
) but I think D2 never came back after he went out with his mates and she smashed the Halloween tree up she’s everything that men don’t need or want isn’t she.
Get the voddy cracked openAdvise needed please - for context I was in the bath ( j had gone to see Fanny ) and we have an intercom on our drive gates and someone rings it - no immediate neighbours - takes a few mins for me to answer but it’s a delivery guy so I assume the bloke has ordered something n I’m not about to drag myself down the drive in a towel so I ask him to just leave it ( there is no through road and it’s got CCTV SO SAFE) The bloke comes back and brings the bags in thinking I had made a Tesco order but I haven’t anyway there’s 14 bags in total so a very big shop with loads of meat n freezer stuff even a bottle of vodka but no paperwork. I’ve rang Tesco customer service and they were so rude - basically said what do you want us to do about it with no paperwork? Apparently they can’t do anything until someone complains their shopping hasn’t been delivered? I asked if they could send someone to pick it up and they can’t do that??? The woman said I can’t take it back to a store either because they wouldn’t take it. I feel awful cos it’s someone’s stuff - do I put the freezer stuff away before it defrosts or what ? I’ve rang my nearest neighbours and it’s not theirs either
FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT AWARE FANNY IS THE BLOKES DONKEY- HE HAS NOT GONE OUT HUNTING FANNY - can’t believe I have to explain my bloke owns a donkey
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the donks are in our mates stable down the road - good job I don’t have to drive in the morning - that stuffs fecking lethal! Made it to bed I’m not that bad mite even put me hair up nite all x