Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Oh for fs sake people I am in deep deep deep se! The bloke is away till tomorrow thank do cos I swear he is gunna divorce me šŸ˜± his absolute pride and joy is his car - just been upgraded and believe me itā€™s been stroked and fondled more than me - Iā€™m not allowed to drive it - only in emergency cos according to Lewis Hamilton I drive like a boy racer - well I needed milk n thought oh il take that! Well this thing flashed on the flight deck n Iā€™d no fing idea what it was flashing for n I got a bit distracted pressing things n the fing thing sort of moved but I didnā€™t realised it had moved. In my defence it was dark and I didnā€™t see the bolard along side the drivers door till I smashed the door into it ??!?!?! Ooh wow massive dent! My daughter is howling n Iā€™m mortified! Do I need to fess up or should u deny all knowledge and go to hell - maybe admit it on my death bed or something? HELP!
 
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Thank you so much, I felt a lot better getting it out there, it makes me sick that Aimee has been handed everything in life and she still moans, there is so much people hurting in the world and she is in her clueless smelly bubble not giving a s, she is only doing that Dunelm tags for the views she donā€™t give a s about who is receiving them, a crappy bag of tat, these poor kids have do all in life and she thinks they should be grateful with that se, it should be made super special and if she struggled to do the 4 she could of only took the one the other tags would of been snapped up in no time, she wouldnā€™t give it to princess H who is sitting there with all her Apple products x
Dunelm probably hid the tags as soon as they spotted lard arse getting out of the car. They saw how se the her other gifts were and thought not today scrooge šŸ¤”
 
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Iā€™ve said before - I had a Ā£200 bet with the man child that I would never smoke again - so I always keep 1 emergency one that I pinch off my bestie and when Iā€™m gunna explode - usually when my toddler bloke come has home with fing donkeys or something similar I either jump on his balls and twist his nipples 360 degrees or I barricade myself in the shed furthest from the house and so long as he canā€™t actually prove I have dropped off the wagon I keep his Ā£200 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ no way will he ever catch me mate - Iā€™m parting with zilch !! Itā€™s just funny cos if I need to replenish the emergency 1 fag I have to get it off my friend and the first thing she says is - whatā€™s he done this time šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ in 5 years Iā€™ve caved 8 times but at least he still has balls attached šŸ¤£
Dying šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ you're a bigger woman than me cz I could never hahaha. I bloody love his antics as a bystander though hahaha šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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Sheā€™s milked that gift tree for 7 videos šŸ™„ I honestly hate her. And Iā€™m glad there was no my tags for her to get as at least the people will get thoughtful presents and not her se ones.
Yep exactly she's a t!! So there'll be yet another video when she does get tags šŸ˜  Funny she was checking the FB and going with Wendy no?? Find it odd to be replying to official Dunelm comment too cz where did that spring from? šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤”
 

thelurker66

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Oh for fs sake people I am in deep deep deep se! The bloke is away till tomorrow thank do cos I swear he is gunna divorce me šŸ˜± his absolute pride and joy is his car - just been upgraded and believe me itā€™s been stroked and fondled more than me - Iā€™m not allowed to drive it - only in emergency cos according to Lewis Hamilton I drive like a boy racer - well I needed milk n thought oh il take that! Well this thing flashed on the flight deck n Iā€™d no fing idea what it was flashing for n I got a bit distracted pressing things n the fing thing sort of moved but I didnā€™t realised it had moved. In my defence it was dark and I didnā€™t see the bolard along side the drivers door till I smashed the door into it ??!?!?! Ooh wow massive dent! My daughter is howling n Iā€™m mortified! Do I need to fess up or should u deny all knowledge and go to hell - maybe admit it on my death bed or something? HELP!
Deny deny deny
It wasnā€™t your fault it was the bollards for getting in the way, it was a nasty troll out to get you my gawjus hunny bun donā€™t worry mummy and daddy will enable I mean support you through this.

Thatā€™s how I imagine Wendy would talk to Aimee anyway but still DENY šŸ¤£
 

daisylou24

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She is THAT desperate for content and attention that she suddenly has come up with yet another ā€œailmentā€. If she truly HAD ANY of these things happen to her like she alleges she wouldā€™ve been sectioned long ago! She canā€™t even handle a cold or a period, but here we are once AGAIN begging for sympathy, attention and views. She is TRULY the definition of a covert narcissistic psychopath. Itā€™s ironic that while her bestie is begging for views because she had her fn tits done(you know, nothing serious just COSMETIC) here is this narcissistic t begging and piggy-backing off of the other trog. Iā€™m literally raging at her fake depression. Hoā€¦ you šŸ‘werešŸ‘DUMPEDšŸ‘ā€¦ TWICEšŸ‘šŸ‘. because you are a raging psychotic b!tch!! Get over it you freak, he hates you as much as WE DO! āœŒšŸ»

TBF she was dumped 4 times and all 4 men have moved on .....two in serious relationships and engaged :) šŸ˜€

Who's the problem Aimless ?
 

Eitak58

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Yep exactly she's a t!! So there'll be yet another video when she does get tags šŸ˜  Funny she was checking the FB and going with Wendy no?? Find it odd to be replying to official Dunelm comment too cz where did that spring from? šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤”
Dunelm are commenting on every video they are tagged in but A probably thinks sheā€™s special and is eyeing up a brand deal - I canā€™t see Dunelm touching her as technicolour crack den just ainā€™t their vibe šŸ¤£
 
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Just told the bloke bout his car - I did the full GCSE drama - wobble voice and everything until he was really really worried that something life n death was happening so by the time I actually said it I could just real him in šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I got an A plus cos he ended up feeling bad that I was so worried to tell him about something that could be fixed - my daughter is in shock and I feel like Iā€™ve taught her a real lesson in wife spin šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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It just weird, Wendy gushing over her like that, Iā€™m close to my parents but fing hell they donā€™t treat me like that, she acts like a baby, the way she says sheā€™s in pain so fake itā€™s unreal, Iā€™m going to show my mum the video of them kissing and get her thoughts, Iā€™m also going to start calling her mummy and see her reaction šŸ˜‚ she will probably tell me to do off. I canā€™t stand Wendyā€™s voice itā€™s so slow and boring and just drones on and on x
She loves a good old thigh stroke. Regardless of adult children, clients, pest brother šŸ‘€ Rub a dub dub sausage fingers all over. CREEP šŸ¤¢
 
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I don't even know what emoji to hit on this. Covers absolutely every single emotion from sadness over everyone here's personal stories they have shared. Pride and love for the strength everyone has also shown. Anger at Herpes for her lies and pathetic attention seeking using very triggering subjects. Or the laughing emoji at your absolute talented sense of humour.
Awh God love you šŸ©· She really does strike up a rage like no other sometimes. Then when you think even she can't stoop lower here she comes the fing limbo queen šŸ˜ 

A lot of people on here and the snippets they've shared are jaw dropping and I have so much admiration. šŸ©· Also some absolute comics on here which is honestly my medicine šŸ¤£ Donā€™t get me wrong i have the darkest days because like a knob I decided to shift to Adult Major trauma after being on the flip side of the curtain, to help me heal tbh. I have a very dark humour which I think I developed as a shield tbh. Because when you've literally been inches away from the grim reaper it changes you as a person forever. I have to laugh now to cope tbh like ha nice try you t I'm back šŸ¤£ I've had more puncture repair kits on these tyres than H has had decent meals not up for debate šŸ˜šŸ«£šŸ¤£
 

nodresssense

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Not normal behaviour- imagine her cutting your hair n stroking you telling you how GAAAAWJUSSSS you are. You just know that flappy Fanny is gunna be brushing your arm! šŸ¤®
Itā€™s fing weird the way they go on together! Sheā€™s in pain surly she CANT be on her period AGAIN!!!! God I canā€™t fing stand her, I would love to see if she acts all brave and smug like she does to her phone when sheā€™s out and about.
 
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TBF she was dumped 4 times and all 4 men have moved on .....two in serious relationships and engaged :) šŸ˜€

Who's the problem Aimless ?
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