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Missy

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The state of her theses last few days, her shouting she loves her outfit it looks s
She makes herself look even bigger with all the big coats and scarves. She’s better not wearing makeup because she can’t apply it correctly and still doing the terrible winged liner and scraping her brows up which then shows the faded tattooed areas. She’s just a simple plain looking overweight middle aged woman so why she tries to look like a femme fatale when she goes out and those terrible headbutts and transition videos are just so cringey 😬 she really must have some mental delay that was ignored when she was a child. Seems she’s doing the exact same with her own child 🙄
 
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She makes herself look even bigger with all the big coats and scarves. She’s better not wearing makeup because she can’t apply it correctly and still doing the terrible winged liner and scraping her brows up which then shows the faded tattooed areas. She’s just a simple plain looking overweight middle aged woman so why she tries to look like a femme fatale when she goes out and those terrible headbutts and transition videos are just so cringey 😬 she really must have some mental delay that was ignored when she was a child. Seems she’s doing the exact same with her own child 🙄
The make up oh my god is bad! I can’t apply make up well but I know it looks better than hers! The eye brows and scraping them I’ve never understood anyone who does that 😂😭
 

Missy

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No wonder harpers rooting through the fridge after that s lunch and dinner!

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The girth on her bellies is way bigger than her chest now. She’s going to need canestan cream for the skin under her bellies. She needs to lift them up after a wash and make sure it’s dry then dab the anti fungal ointment on. Absolute greedy f
 

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What’s this face?! What the do is that dinner for her kid?! Holy do. She really does just give her anything to eat. State of her though. Her hair, that jumper and them fing earrings. She’s just a fing mess
Beige and cheap, that’s what the dinner is.
Bizarrely a macdonalds would have more nutritional value that those stone like nuggets and white noodles. Thank heavens for the carrot and swede that at least has fibre and some vit C 😳
 
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The bloody state of the eyes! All that money and she more wrinkles than a shar pei !!

Step away from the river island cost you fool - it’s giving Brian Harvey!

Don’t worry fatty boom boom - nobody is taking your steak off you ! ( harper not having steak cos she had hers earlier in the week so this is ….. ) yeah chubs - just stopped yourself there cos you was gunna say MINE!!!!! Selfish fat t - go have a spritz of Fanny Fabreeze
 
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Beige and cheap, that’s what the dinner is.
Bizarrely a macdonalds would have more nutritional value that those stone like nuggets and white noodles. Thank heavens for the carrot and swede that at least has fibre and some vit C 😳
Looks like you could smash a window with those overcooked chicken nugget things! I showed my 6 year old Hs meal. He said ‘please do not ever give me that for dinner, it would make me so sad’ 🫠
 

Missy

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You girls are on fire today, thanks for the laughs my fellow goblins ❤️😂
If only we could have our very own Shaimless themed christmas party under the bridge.
I was just coming on to suggest we have a xmas party night. Let’s pick a date and we all rock up when we can (let’s get a time sorted) we all have to be wearing our favourite Aimee fashion disaster and be drinking one of her many favourites. I’ve already picked my shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I’ll look very princess like) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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You girls are on fire today, thanks for the laughs my fellow goblins ❤️😂
If only we could have our very own Shaimless themed christmas party under the bridge.
Im Ready To Party Kristen Wiig GIF
 
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Noodles, burnt nugs and left over carrot and swede mash (as she knew it was a se dinner and people would comment). Vs steak, jacket and fresh salad!!!🤬
what parent feeds themselves like a king whilst feeding their child like a pauper?! That steak was big enough to share gobble chops. Give h half with the mash and that steamed veg she apparently loves. Please give that child some nutrients for once 😢