Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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So I’m a germphobe - I love nothing more than a proper house fettle and if I say so myself I’m pretty proud of my clean home. Now I buy rubber gloves but they last me ages! What I wanna know is what the do does she do with all of hers? She buys the bloody things every week! Same with the scrub daddies ??? You just rinse and leave them to air dry! She’s got a dishwasher so what the hell is she doing with them??? And while I’m at it why does she buy something - get it home and then ask people what they think of it? She’s already bought the f so it’s not like peoples opinions will make a difference 🤯
She blows the gloves up and uses them as hands on her dressed up boyfriend model, made out of a broom and clothes left behind from ex’s.
 
May 22, 2024
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Didn't she wear black trousers more recently? To lose women maybe?! She spent all that money on those sparkly shoes she squeezes her trotters in why not miss a b&m tat buying trip and get a decent pair of black boots.
There are loads of blazers on TT shop. Buy a bright one (one colour). Pair it with black trousers and plain black top. The outfit would be flattering for her figure and she could whip her cult into a frenzy by getting them to buy the blazers from her showcase 💰
That’s what I do. Last time I went out it was black vest top, black jeans and bright green blazer and paired with black sandals cos it was summery time.
 
Mar 17, 2024
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She in a hungover slumber on her couch?
Come on you mess iiiittttt's showtime 🤣
Stephen King Laughing GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Yeah tomorrow. Today will be slobbin round house eating s and waiting for takeaway.. oh wait that’s most days
100% Grinch happy meals. Miss Harper will temporarily not be preteen 🙄
Btw if anyone is actually interested and not just buying all the tatty merch before even knowing anything about it . Wicked is amazing 👏🏼💚🩷
 
Mar 17, 2024
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That’s what I do. Last time I went out it was black vest top, black jeans and bright green blazer and paired with black sandals cos it was summery time.
Plus she has blazers don't forget the monstrosity of the orange and pink 'power suits' haha oh my bad they won't fit. Plus her Riff Raff one. That would be ok with black trousers or black jeans and maybe a white top. Absolutely zero clue. Hysterical for us 🤡🤣
 

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What a state. Heard her question about if she needs a travel sickness tablet for the train and had to turn her off. That oodie thing is horrific, her hair is a mess and that cup is horrible. She’s just manky
Tell us what you really think 🤣🤣 LOVE how much you tolerate then,.enough 🚫 ha you make me wheeze! 🤣
not today i dont think so GIF
 
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Now comes the anxiety about polar express! She’s got to make it about her as usual.. AND AIMEE YOU PROBABLY LIKE ANYTHING THATS ALCOHOLIC!!
I'd die if she pukes and ss herself on the polar express 🤣 its going to be the Aimee 💩 show again, like the boat in Greece.
Where the hell has she been on a train that swings about like that 🤥
She managed the train when she was arsed after bottomless brunch with the rent a friend's. Even managed to fire a whopper down her gullet