Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Menopausal friends exempt from this but in my experience with periods you usually have an idea before you are caught out - the tell tale dragging - your actual cycle and where you are? And don’t most women actually carry sanitary products just in case? I do know there are exceptions for a lot of women with gynaecological issues but aimless ain’t in that club so surely to do at 40 years old she shouldn’t be getting caught off guard!
I don’t believe for a second she’s got another period, she cut short her shopping trip cos h is coming back & she’s making up the period cos she’ll use it as an excuse to stuff her face cos the period told her to.
Also she’s wearing light coloured jeans, now if she started when she was out, she could have leaked & she was still in those jeans when she got home. If she’s wearing light clothes tomorow she’s lying cos how many of us wear dark trousers when on our period just in case?
 
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Plus surely if she’s had to come home because if a fing period that would mean she’s bled in her underwear and jeans but she’s still wearing whet she went out in so she is either lying or filthier than I’d believe possible 😱🤯
I’ve just said the same! I started my period Tuesday for the first time in years cos I stopped my depo to sort out hrt etc. it was horrific and it caught me off guard cos I’d forgot what it was like. I’ve been in black trousers/jeans/leggings all week incase of leaking. Wouldn’t risk light denim for the world
 

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Just watched her horrific video on ‘eat with me’ god… she’s a grotesque eater 🤢
Anyway….
Her saying her car is full of empty food packets and cartons. How disgusting that these are just left on the floor 🤷🏽‍♀️ my children put their wrappers etc… into a bag and had respect for my Vehicle plus it’s Friday… so her car has been like a s tip since last weekend 🤯
She lives continuously in a pig sty
 
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Just watched her horrific video on ‘eat with me’ god… she’s a grotesque eater 🤢
Anyway….
Her saying her car is full of empty food packets and cartons. How disgusting that these are just left on the floor 🤷🏽‍♀️ my children put their wrappers etc… into a bag and had respect for my Vehicle plus it’s Friday… so her car has been like a s tip since last weekend 🤯
She lives continuously in a pig sty
I’d go mad - my grandkids always have to bring their rubbish out of the car - as soon as I pull up - right rubbish in the bag kids! It would have been either bendy or Charlie in the back too so I would have been loosing my s that grown adults can’t pick up their own crap! They’d be walking home! 🤣
 
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Menopausal friends exempt from this but in my experience with periods you usually have an idea before you are caught out - the tell tale dragging - your actual cycle and where you are? And don’t most women actually carry sanitary products just in case? I do know there are exceptions for a lot of women with gynaecological issues but aimless ain’t in that club so surely to do at 40 years old she shouldn’t be getting caught off guard!
I thought this too, I can tell when my period is due I have weird dreams with disturbed sleeps im always red hot at night and usually the day the day before I’m due on there’s a change down there sorry if tmi.
In my bag I always have sanitary products, a pack of paracetamol, ibruprofen and some tissues. Isn’t that what us ladies do?
 
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I thought this too, I can tell when my period is due I have weird dreams with disturbed sleeps im always red hot at night and usually the day the day before I’m due on there’s a change down there sorry if tmi.
In my bag I always have sanitary products, a pack of paracetamol, ibruprofen and some tissues. Isn’t that what us ladies do?
Exactly x
 
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Just watched her horrific video on ‘eat with me’ god… she’s a grotesque eater 🤢
Anyway….
Her saying her car is full of empty food packets and cartons. How disgusting that these are just left on the floor 🤷🏽‍♀️ my children put their wrappers etc… into a bag and had respect for my Vehicle plus it’s Friday… so her car has been like a s tip since last weekend 🤯
She lives continuously in a pig sty
Eeeeee this is horrible. Lazy dirty cow. Just shows how scruffy and smelly she really is
 
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Just struggled to get through that eating video.. between her fake scouse accent.. the twirling of her fork… the way she picks the pasta up… the hand being useless just under her chin.. the mouth slapping… the way she keeps missing letters off words.. what is wrong with this t?! Why is she so fing annoying!
She's a fing swamp donkey and a t in a nutshell. Swanning round town like lady muck then having to sort your rotten student hovel out last min as per. Getting your Dad in his 80s round while you drive your 'bestie' to an 'event' Mortified for her!! Why he didn't wipe her on the half mast curtains we'll never know 💦🤢
The description of her car. Ownyeee just noticed" (Lie) VILE! 🤢 No wonder Charlie wanted to drive. Sat on her fat hairy crack all week making her lair look like a Christmas pound shop on acid. And it defo smells like the minging smell they pump round the ghost train.
 
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She's a fing swamp donkey and a t in a nutshell. Swanning round town like lady muck then having to sort your rotten student hovel out last min as per. Getting your Dad in his 80s round while you drive your 'bestie' to an 'event' Mortified for her!! Why he didn't wipe her on the half mast curtains we'll never know 💦🤢
The description of her car. Ownyeee just noticed" (Lie) VILE! 🤢 No wonder Charlie wanted to drive. Sat on her fat hairy crack all week making her lair look like a Christmas pound shop on acid. And it defo smells like the minging smell they pump round the ghost train.
It’s the fact she admits how lazy and dirty she is and acts like it’s normal. Laziness at its finest. Can’t be bothered to do her tan. Then she can’t do it cus the decorator is there tomorrow. Surely she can’t take that long to make it tidy? Christmas pound shop on acid and fat hairy crack have me fing crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Gooooooood Morning Billericay 😎
Happy Satu.. what day is it? Is it Sat?

This is your Bike bringing you the headlines for Essex news... Amber alert - Locals urged to go out owneee if critical. Storm Tweedle ETA Saturday aft. Bringing STRONG smells of cat piss and TT shaaawpp perfume. TweedleDee is collecting TweedleDum Incase you missed 1 of 40 mentions about it! You may witness awful outfits that have no business there. Half done lipstick, wanky winks, Mersey tunnel mouths flashing food, lip smacking. Possible period chat but likely to be fyyyyyn. Peak pain exp Sun throughout to Mon school run. The building may shake occasionally but rest assured there aren't Elephants or Hyenas in the room above.
🚨 Code red- IMPERATIVE to secure all charity collection buckets from Vav view at all times!!
🚨 Kirk has marked himself safely arrived in witness protection 🚨 Under NO circumstances must any Dave's leave the house until notified.
Essex news shall bring you further updates as the case unfolds. Stay vigilant and DO NOT PET!! ❤️
 
Mar 7, 2024
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Gooooooood Morning Billericay 😎
Happy Satu.. what day is it? Is it Sat?

This is your Bike bringing you the headlines for Essex news... Amber alert - Locals urged to go out owneee if critical. Storm Tweedle ETA Saturday aft. Bringing STRONG smells of cat piss and TT shaaawpp perfume. TweedleDee is collecting TweedleDum Incase you missed 1 of 40 mentions about it! You may witness awful outfits that have no business there. Half done lipstick, wanky winks, Mersey tunnel mouths flashing food, lip smacking. Possible period chat but likely to be fyyyyyn. Peak pain exp Sun throughout to Mon school run. The building may shake occasionally but rest assured there aren't Elephants or Hyenas in the room above.
🚨 Code red- IMPERATIVE to secure all charity collection buckets from Vav view at all times!!
🚨 Kirk has marked himself safely arrived in witness protection 🚨 Under NO circumstances must any Dave's leave the house until notified.
Essex news shall bring you further updates as the case unfolds. Stay vigilant and DO NOT PET!! ❤️
Well this has brightened up my Saturday morning whilst working (from home) only another 4 hours to go

Enjoy your Saturday and stay safe if in Essex
 
Mar 17, 2024
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Had a wee toot on my break. Christ in a cardigan what an entertainment unit she is!! 🤡 Imagine being THAT condescending having an 'adult convo" wearing a Stitch tshirt... aaaaaahahaha.
2nd can?? Aye alright She ain't tiddly she's smashed!! Stevie Wonder can see it. NOTHING to do with Covid love. Mummy doesn't need to get an ambo and bring ice pops. It's just to do with the other cans you didn't mention 🤡🙈
 

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