Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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@thelurker66 - update but not really an update

he chatted to me for ages and he said I like your shirt (eyes on chest ) and then we were chatting general stuff and he asked me where my local pub was & told him and said you should come have a drink some day.. so that's all. Not much of an update but no way could I just come out with it
- I'm too old for thisdating lark lol

And he said he might come for a drink one day 😂 might just get drunk tonight and message him lol
 

thelurker66

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@thelurker66 - update but not really an update

he chatted to me for ages and he said I like your shirt (eyes on chest ) and then we were chatting general stuff and he asked me where my local pub was & told him and said you should come have a drink some day.. so that's all. Not much of an update but no way could I just come out with it
- I'm too old for thisdating lark lol

And he said he might come for a drink one day 😂 might just get drunk tonight and message him lol
Oooo smooth way of dropping it in there! I approve of that tactic 😂😂👏🏻
Hopefully 🤞🏼 he takes the hint!! But if not a cheeky flirt over message never did anyone any harm 😉
 

Missy

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@thelurker66 - update but not really an update

he chatted to me for ages and he said I like your shirt (eyes on chest ) and then we were chatting general stuff and he asked me where my local pub was & told him and said you should come have a drink some day.. so that's all. Not much of an update but no way could I just come out with it
- I'm too old for thisdating lark lol

And he said he might come for a drink one day 😂 might just get drunk tonight and message him lol
Scuze me but what’s all this?
I need filling in if it’s a romance!!!
 
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I could almost feel sorry for her 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That top is just a no!
Her hair is a greasy mess and her bald patches are really noticeable.
The make up is shocking
She’s got a weird line on her nose and I’ve never realised how hairy her face is.
Those pants look like they have been sprayed on and could burst at any minute
Finally the shoes….. those heels could snap at any point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Missy

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Doing this event circuit must be exhausting, it’s like a pool of the same people who are all desperate and in competition with each other just being thrown together at different places. They all pretend to love each other. All to advertise more se products.
What a bizarre way to live. Aimee especially is so sucked in and consumed by it and puts TT above all else. Including her own child. She isn’t living in the real world is she? If she was a nicer person I would genuinely feel sorry for her but she’s nasty, gluttonous, selfish and unkind.
I love that she looks a dogs dinner and thinks she looks good in pleather leggins 🤣 when you have a big tummy and massive hips the last thing you should wear is a top that stops dead at your widest part 🤭
 

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Gooooooood Morning Billericay 😎
Happy Satu.. what day is it? Is it Sat?

This is your Bike bringing you the headlines for Essex news... Amber alert - Locals urged to go out owneee if critical. Storm Tweedle ETA Saturday aft. Bringing STRONG smells of cat piss and TT shaaawpp perfume. TweedleDee is collecting TweedleDum Incase you missed 1 of 40 mentions about it! You may witness awful outfits that have no business there. Half done lipstick, wanky winks, Mersey tunnel mouths flashing food, lip smacking. Possible period chat but likely to be fyyyyyn. Peak pain exp Sun throughout to Mon school run. The building may shake occasionally but rest assured there aren't Elephants or Hyenas in the room above.
🚨 Code red- IMPERATIVE to secure all charity collection buckets from Vav view at all times!!
🚨 Kirk has marked himself safely arrived in witness protection 🚨 Under NO circumstances must any Dave's leave the house until notified.
Essex news shall bring you further updates as the case unfolds. Stay vigilant and DO NOT PET!! ❤️
Hahahahahahahahaha screaming! I’ve missed you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣