Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

Aimee5bellies said:

Got chat gpt to write

The 12 Days of Aimee
(To the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

Verse 1:
On the first day of Aimee, she gave to me,
A house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 2:
On the second day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 3:
On the third day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 4:
On the fourth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 5:
On the fifth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 6:
On the sixth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 7:
On the seventh day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 8:
On the eighth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 9:
On the ninth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 10:
On the tenth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 11:
On the eleventh day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Eleven smelly gym socks,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 12:
On the twelfth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Twelve chaotic TikToks,
Eleven smelly gym socks,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee

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receiptproof said:

Hilarious! This has to be the best comment of the year well done

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Eitak58 said:

You just knew a clapback was coming as it does every single time she gets photoed or videoed in the wild without filters. So to Aimee, we know you read here.

I’m glad we affect your mood. You deserve that for being a compulsive liar.

Not a lot you can do about it? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLICE CASE WORKER FATTY???!!! I thought he was going to have all the people saying hurty words arrested or some se.

What’s substance and value do you add? zero. Not on the internet and not to anyone’s life. And please don’t call others attention seekers when you have literally sat with a thermometer in your mouth and filmed yourself you repugnant dickhead! (One of your many attention seeking stunts too). And regurgitating the same crap? Yeah cos your content is not boring repetitive crap at all is it people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Everything said is true. It’s not hearsay or made up as it comes DIRECTLY from YOUR content. A liar hates nothing more than to be called a liar that’s why you are rattled but all you do is lie and yeah we will continue to call you out on it.

No one on here would to be you or want your life. You are what everyone strives not to be. You have an empty pathetic life with not one real friendship or relationship of any note. You throw money around to fill voids in your life, to have so called friends bother with you and you eat your feelings (a little too much). You have no personality, no morals, no ethics, not a good bone in your fat body. You are a completely se parent in every regard. You are selfish, greedy, repulsive, lazy, needy, attention seeking, narcissistic, ugly (inside and out).
Imagine telling someone they don’t have a life for posting on a opinion forum in their spare time when you sit talking into your phone every single day (whether it’s Xmas, on holiday, at your dads wedding etc) you are so addicted and consumed by an app. You are on TT every waking hour deleting comments and to keep control of the narrative. So wouldn’t you say it’s you who needs to get a life and maybe touch some grass.

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Eitak58 said:

You just knew a clapback was coming as it does every single time she gets photoed or videoed in the wild without filters. So to Aimee, we know you read here.

I’m glad we affect your mood. You deserve that for being a compulsive liar.

Not a lot you can do about it? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLICE CASE WORKER FATTY???!!! I thought he was going to have all the people saying hurty words arrested or some se.

What’s substance and value do you add? zero. Not on the internet and not to anyone’s life. And please don’t call others attention seekers when you have literally sat with a thermometer in your mouth and filmed yourself you repugnant dickhead! (One of your many attention seeking stunts too). And regurgitating the same crap? Yeah cos your content is not boring repetitive crap at all is it people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Everything said is true. It’s not hearsay or made up as it comes DIRECTLY from YOUR content. A liar hates nothing more than to be called a liar that’s why you are rattled but all you do is lie and yeah we will continue to call you out on it.

No one on here would to be you or want your life. You are what everyone strives not to be. You have an empty pathetic life with not one real friendship or relationship of any note. You throw money around to fill voids in your life, to have so called friends bother with you and you eat your feelings (a little too much). You have no personality, no morals, no ethics, not a good bone in your fat body. You are a completely se parent in every regard. You are selfish, greedy, repulsive, lazy, needy, attention seeking, narcissistic, ugly (inside and out).
Imagine telling someone they don’t have a life for posting on a opinion forum in their spare time when you sit talking into your phone every single day (whether it’s Xmas, on holiday, at your dads wedding etc) you are so addicted and consumed by an app. You are on TT every waking hour deleting comments and to keep control of the narrative. So wouldn’t you say it’s you who needs to get a life and maybe touch some grass.

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Aimee5bellies said:

This is why she’s yellow round the eyes! The new eye cream she’s flogging… which doesn’t work or she wouldn’t be going for more fish spunk

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Eitak58 said:

You just knew a clapback was coming as it does every single time she gets photoed or videoed in the wild without filters. So to Aimee, we know you read here.

I’m glad we affect your mood. You deserve that for being a compulsive liar.

Not a lot you can do about it? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLICE CASE WORKER FATTY???!!! I thought he was going to have all the people saying hurty words arrested or some se.

What’s substance and value do you add? zero. Not on the internet and not to anyone’s life. And please don’t call others attention seekers when you have literally sat with a thermometer in your mouth and filmed yourself you repugnant dickhead! (One of your many attention seeking stunts too). And regurgitating the same crap? Yeah cos your content is not boring repetitive crap at all is it people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Everything said is true. It’s not hearsay or made up as it comes DIRECTLY from YOUR content. A liar hates nothing more than to be called a liar that’s why you are rattled but all you do is lie and yeah we will continue to call you out on it.

No one on here would to be you or want your life. You are what everyone strives not to be. You have an empty pathetic life with not one real friendship or relationship of any note. You throw money around to fill voids in your life, to have so called friends bother with you and you eat your feelings (a little too much). You have no personality, no morals, no ethics, not a good bone in your fat body. You are a completely se parent in every regard. You are selfish, greedy, repulsive, lazy, needy, attention seeking, narcissistic, ugly (inside and out).
Imagine telling someone they don’t have a life for posting on a opinion forum in their spare time when you sit talking into your phone every single day (whether it’s Xmas, on holiday, at your dads wedding etc) you are so addicted and consumed by an app. You are on TT every waking hour deleting comments and to keep control of the narrative. So wouldn’t you say it’s you who needs to get a life and maybe touch some grass.

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Aimee5bellies said:

Christmas Eve boxes are over the top, there’s no need for so much stuff, this is gonna make other mums feel s cos they can’t afford to do that

and buying 13-14yr pjs which will absolutely drown harper as she’s only in 11-12!

Also the search… Eastenders Christmas yeah she is the drama

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Aimee5bellies said:

Yeah I’ve muted or unfriended them. I don’t care what they do as long as it doesn’t affect me. I feel like a massive change has happened within myself & it’s shifted my focus & changed my priorities & mindset. It’s like an epiphany but I’m here for it because I’m excited for what’s next in life

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Aimee5bellies said:

Yeah I’ve muted or unfriended them. I don’t care what they do as long as it doesn’t affect me. I feel like a massive change has happened within myself & it’s shifted my focus & changed my priorities & mindset. It’s like an epiphany but I’m here for it because I’m excited for what’s next in life

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Aimee5bellies said:

Got chat gpt to write

The 12 Days of Aimee
(To the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

Verse 1:
On the first day of Aimee, she gave to me,
A house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 2:
On the second day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 3:
On the third day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 4:
On the fourth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 5:
On the fifth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 6:
On the sixth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 7:
On the seventh day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 8:
On the eighth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 9:
On the ninth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 10:
On the tenth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 11:
On the eleventh day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Eleven smelly gym socks,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee!

Verse 12:
On the twelfth day of Aimee, she gave to me,
Twelve chaotic TikToks,
Eleven smelly gym socks,
Ten drunken rants,
Nine wrinkly selfies,
Eight Harper giggles,
Seven Shirley Temples,
Six TikTok dances,
FIVE ALCOHOLICS!
Four fishy spunks,
Three Botox needles,
Two double chins,
And a house that smelled of cat pee

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lexilou said:

Come pack the christmas eves boxes with me that I do to show off and show i have more money than arrr charlie

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CatpissyFatSlater said:

Look at this horror hating on tattle, it’s a shame that god didn’t give it some more brains to fill that massive head. You could play table tennis on that forehead megamind.

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Aimee5bellies said:

This is why she’s yellow round the eyes! The new eye cream she’s flogging… which doesn’t work or she wouldn’t be going for more fish spunk

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Aimee5bellies said:

This is why she’s yellow round the eyes! The new eye cream she’s flogging… which doesn’t work or she wouldn’t be going for more fish spunk

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medusalou said:

You can visibly see the difference! Yes you can ,

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