Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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I would love a Hobgoblin ho down. I’ve been looking through Aimless pages for inspiration of what to wear.
Imagine the hair, the tan and the make up 😂😂
What do you think? But be kind
Oh my goodness me!! 🤣🤣 Some belters. Tin-man will never get old!! But it's this one for me.. what in the world?? Hahahahaha 😅🤣
 

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Hahahaha Noseying here for content are we? Because whyyy today of all days would you mention skiing? I beg you put your pink outfit on!! Seriously though could you be more obvious? Subtle as the waft from your mouldy mackerel minge. Just cz you're a hoe you ain't invited to the hoedown 🖕🏼
Oh just give me a min ladies! What are you all on! It’s like a comedy improv night! Pass the Baton ! Mouldy mackerel minge has me needing an oxygen mask and possibly a defibrillator! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Harpers fine in herself, so she’s not really ill then is she? And that lunch is ridiculous, give her the full tin; she might actually eat it all!
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She’s done that with the soup on purpose 🤣 straight to her camera! Jesus imagine her in on the ski slopes - her fat arse flying down the slope towards you - it will cause an avalanche! Or better still - her trying to get off the moving chairlift! She would be wedged in! Gong round n round for bloody weeks squealing her tits off! It’s fineeeeeeee! Plus every polar bear and penguin would be following her thinking the fish stench emanating from her reeking Fanny ( that will be even more ripe in her thermal ski suit ) is a free dinner!
 

Firesquaw

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Oh God love you 🥺 She's such a fing idiot. The Dunelm near me cut off was the 6th and there was a fair few on when I dropped mine on the 5th 🥺 I hope they get sorted somehow but I was so tempted to record and send it to miss OTT 🙄

I know it'll be a hard one for you this year lovely. I'll be thinking of you and will toast your pops with mine. Sending all the love @Firesquaw ♥️♥️
Our cut off is 14th. It was nice to hear that the people don’t just get the bags with s in them.
Thank you, he’ll be missed but loved coming for dinner so we’re not changing anything & buying his favourites. I’m looking on it that’s it’s a fancy roast dinner 😂
 
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Once that hair is washed it will be fed back up in a bun on the top of her big fat round head again . No way she can keep that style up she's way too fing fat and lazy and my god doesn't she love herself?! God knows why ! Also , definitely won't be there for poor Ralph's birthday , she will have bendy Wendy round catering for the bratt and the bratt of a mother ! She can't stand any attention not on her can she ! Next week be right as rain and harper will be shipped off here there and everywhere for the fat lump to get fish spunked, get her tatty hauls in and scour tinder for the next victim . Hey aimee if you are reading this you are seriously ugly inside and out
 
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Once that hair is washed it will be fed back up in a bun on the top of her big fat round head again . No way she can keep that style up she's way too fing fat and lazy and my god doesn't she love herself?! God knows why ! Also , definitely won't be there for poor Ralph's birthday , she will have bendy Wendy round catering for the bratt and the bratt of a mother ! She can't stand any attention not on her can she ! Next week be right as rain and harper will be shipped off here there and everywhere for the fat lump to get fish spunked, get her tatty hauls in and scour tinder for the next victim . Hey aimee if you are reading this you are seriously ugly inside and out
“She’s clearly picked up what I’ve got” said sounding absolutely fine now.
Screeching too no sign of any cold at all now that she thinks she's a fing stunner with her hair cut the fat melt !