Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
It’s making my football days better, everyone’s buzzingAnything for a fellow cafe accompliceYa welcome
now we just need to get one over Brentford & spurs to end the year on a high 
We now need a I hate Charley page , because as an owner of two cats that I adore she has now gone onto my s list , what a horrible cow.I agree the showing Marley vid cockiness was next level. Maybe people are only asking cz you’ve forgotten about him since getting Wolfie same as s tits did with her older 2 when she got the baybeeezCarbon copies for sure
Anyone who discards an older cat to welcome a new one and lets be honest love it more because its a pedigree is disgusting.
Evil s !
Looking for advice. I had a blood test and got the wee plaster. I am blocked from bendy Wendy/shirls page,but I was wondering if someone could ask her how long I have to keep the plaster on.i think the last time she kept hers on for 2/3 days. So I don’t want to rip it off prematurely. Thanks in advance 
Rip it off after half an hour unless you are an attention seekerLooking for advice. I had a blood test and got the wee plaster. I am blocked from bendy Wendy/shirls page,but I was wondering if someone could ask her how long I have to keep the plaster on.i think the last time she kept hers on for 2/3 days. So I don’t want to rip it off prematurely. Thanks in advance
You actually need to consult a specialist plaster remover team. These are a elite team of plaster removal consultants, don’t try & remove it on your own, the specialist plaster removal team will send a ambulance to pick you up & the plaster will be removed under general anaesthetic using only the best technique & technology in plaster removal, a 22 week stay in a specialised plaster removal unit with a thermometer stuck in your mouth will be needed & dont forget a croaky poorly voice. Thoughts & prayers are with you hun.Looking for advice. I had a blood test and got the wee plaster. I am blocked from bendy Wendy/shirls page,but I was wondering if someone could ask her how long I have to keep the plaster on.i think the last time she kept hers on for 2/3 days. So I don’t want to rip it off prematurely. Thanks in advance
Thank you for being so supportive. I will get in touch with that team then,And let them do their stuff.You actually need to consult a specialist plaster remover team. These are a elite team of plaster removal consultants, don’t try & remove it on your own, the specialist plaster removal team will send a ambulance to pick you up & the plaster will be removed under general anaesthetic using only the best technique & technology in plaster removal, a 22 week stay in a specialised plaster removal unit with a thermometer stuck in your mouth will be needed & dont forget a croaky poorly voice. Thoughts & prayers are with you hun.
I might look into claiming PIP.
Now that you mention it my throat is starting to niggle.this might be the start of something serious. Just what I need for Christmas, I’ll try hard not to let it get in the way of Christmas fun. I really don’t want anyone to make a fuss.( wonder if I should start wearing a face mask, to be on the safe side)
I’ll try to keep up with these threads ,but please bear with me. Life is hard just now
And I remember you need to eat! You’ll need a big plate of “snacks” and you’ll need to get a new plate. Then you’ll need a takeaway with a spare burger or nuggets or a big sausage!Thank you for being so supportive. I will get in touch with that team then,And let them do their stuff.
I might look into claiming PIP.
Now that you mention it my throat is starting to niggle.this might be the start of something serious. Just what I need for Christmas, I’ll try hard not to let it get in the way of Christmas fun. I really don’t want anyone to make a fuss.( wonder if I should start wearing a face mask, to be on the safe side)
I’ll try to keep up with these threads ,but please bear with me. Life is hard just now
But not to eat…. The take away is for DUD purposes only and will be thrown away once posted on TT
Just get some alcohol down you, seems to be magic medicineThank you for being so supportive. I will get in touch with that team then,And let them do their stuff.
I might look into claiming PIP.
Now that you mention it my throat is starting to niggle.this might be the start of something serious. Just what I need for Christmas, I’ll try hard not to let it get in the way of Christmas fun. I really don’t want anyone to make a fuss.( wonder if I should start wearing a face mask, to be on the safe side)
I’ll try to keep up with these threads ,but please bear with me. Life is hard just now
any alcohol will do..... preferably Kylie I will do that, i dont have an appetite just now.but I will really try to eat. I cant risk loosing too much weight .i am a size 12 just now but if i lose any weight i will start to look ill .i am tiny
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Self care, some kylie and maybe my mum might come and join in me. She doesn’t really drink much but she will do ,to keep me company.and maybe give me a comforting rub.Just get some alcohol down you, seems to be magic medicine
Dr gaping gash recently submitted a number of medical recommendations to National Health England and as a result of her innovative research and extensive knowledge in medical emergencies when dealing with the great unwashed and narcissistic attention seekers.
Dr gaping gash recommends the following for plaster removal :-
1 always leave in situ for at least 7 days - not one drop of soap or water should come anywhere near the body during this crucial recovery period.
2 no cooking/ housework/ parenting/ should be even contemplated - however trips to M&S, B&M and Home Bargains should be actively encouraged
3 the plaster site should be flashed to as many people people as possible at every opportunity- however no explanation should be given
4 after 3 days a fever will appear closely followed by a herpes outbreak to the genitals and throat - at this point total pandering and over the top nursing will be required - a full time enabler and carer should at this point commence the following
Spoon feeding ice lollies on demand
Gluing a thermometer into the narcs mouth - only to be removed to place in hot choccy to elevate the result
Make sure the narc is prostrate at all times apart from when they must film themselves in a DRY BATH
Mop the narcs brow and minge with filtered mineral water regularly
At this stage the narc will be stinking to high heaven - administer fem fresh talc - under no circumstances encourage or commence and Fanny cleaning
The plaster site by now should be looking filthy/ lifting at the edges and slightly mouldy. Now is the time to give night nurse, codine, and Kyle - at least 5 litres - followed by antibiotics and 500mg of morphine. Before removal order a double Pizza & Co with extra chillies. Firmly grasp the plaster and whisper terms of endearment- the narc must be reassured how stunning and gasaaaawjussssss she looks.
Lastly yank the f off, call an ambulance and finally make a very long winded and gushing ticktock telling everyone how brave the narc has been
Be brave my friend we are all here for you in your medical emergency
Dr gaping gash recommends the following for plaster removal :-
1 always leave in situ for at least 7 days - not one drop of soap or water should come anywhere near the body during this crucial recovery period.
2 no cooking/ housework/ parenting/ should be even contemplated - however trips to M&S, B&M and Home Bargains should be actively encouraged
3 the plaster site should be flashed to as many people people as possible at every opportunity- however no explanation should be given
4 after 3 days a fever will appear closely followed by a herpes outbreak to the genitals and throat - at this point total pandering and over the top nursing will be required - a full time enabler and carer should at this point commence the following
Spoon feeding ice lollies on demand
Gluing a thermometer into the narcs mouth - only to be removed to place in hot choccy to elevate the result
Make sure the narc is prostrate at all times apart from when they must film themselves in a DRY BATH
Mop the narcs brow and minge with filtered mineral water regularly
At this stage the narc will be stinking to high heaven - administer fem fresh talc - under no circumstances encourage or commence and Fanny cleaning
The plaster site by now should be looking filthy/ lifting at the edges and slightly mouldy. Now is the time to give night nurse, codine, and Kyle - at least 5 litres - followed by antibiotics and 500mg of morphine. Before removal order a double Pizza & Co with extra chillies. Firmly grasp the plaster and whisper terms of endearment- the narc must be reassured how stunning and gasaaaawjussssss she looks.
Lastly yank the f off, call an ambulance and finally make a very long winded and gushing ticktock telling everyone how brave the narc has been
Be brave my friend we are all here for you in your medical emergency
You cured me at herpesDr gaping gash recently submitted a number of medical recommendations to National Health England and as a result of her innovative research and extensive knowledge in medical emergencies when dealing with the great unwashed and narcissistic attention seekers.
Dr gaping gash recommends the following for plaster removal :-
1 always leave in situ for at least 7 days - not one drop of soap or water should come anywhere near the body during this crucial recovery period.
2 no cooking/ housework/ parenting/ should be even contemplated - however trips to M&S, B&M and Home Bargains should be actively encouraged
3 the plaster site should be flashed to as many people people as possible at every opportunity- however no explanation should be given
4 after 3 days a fever will appear closely followed by a herpes outbreak to the genitals and throat - at this point total pandering and over the top nursing will be required - a full time enabler and carer should at this point commence the following
Spoon feeding ice lollies on demand
Gluing a thermometer into the narcs mouth - only to be removed to place in hot choccy to elevate the result
Make sure the narc is prostrate at all times apart from when they must film themselves in a DRY BATH
Mop the narcs brow and minge with filtered mineral water regularly
At this stage the narc will be stinking to high heaven - administer fem fresh talc - under no circumstances encourage or commence and Fanny cleaning
The plaster site by now should be looking filthy/ lifting at the edges and slightly mouldy. Now is the time to give night nurse, codine, and Kyle - at least 5 litres - followed by antibiotics and 500mg of morphine. Before removal order a double Pizza & Co with extra chillies. Firmly grasp the plaster and whisper terms of endearment- the narc must be reassured how stunning and gasaaaawjussssss she looks.
Lastly yank the f off, call an ambulance and finally make a very long winded and gushing ticktock telling everyone how brave the narc has been
Be brave my friend we are all here for you in your medical emergency
I’m fing furious at M&S! Who have gifted LAZY ARSE AIMLESS a box of goodies.
I literally am , disappointed, annoyed & fuming
She deserves do ALL
I literally am , disappointed, annoyed & fuming
She deserves do ALL
That’s the second pr package she’s got from them! First the Halloween one, I reckon it’s more the management have been telling them to send them to her cos she’s so super fan bla bla. It’s fing infuriatingI’m fing furious at M&S! Who have gifted LAZY ARSE AIMLESS a box of goodies.
I literally am , disappointed, annoyed & fuming
She deserves do ALL
She’s acting as if the ceo of m&s has hand delivered this to her. I bet they didn’t even pick her. They have sent that to her management and this t loves them so they sent her ones the note isn’t even personalised so she needs to calm her clam. Im beyond embarrassed that she’s this excited over a fing pr box. t needs a slap
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In absolutely fuming also....i work 7 days a week but never seems enough some weeks I'm scraping the pennies ive still got presents 
to get food shopping 🛍 to do yet these lazy good for do all gets sent stuff like this am i jealous absolutely not i would still have my life compared to hers am i fuming 100%...these grifters have the money to buy this stuff themselves like she had already bought most of it anyway....do better m&s and give them too ppl who do appreciate it like the homeless or the elderly
to get food shopping 🛍 to do yet these lazy good for do all gets sent stuff like this am i jealous absolutely not i would still have my life compared to hers am i fuming 100%...these grifters have the money to buy this stuff themselves like she had already bought most of it anyway....do better m&s and give them too ppl who do appreciate it like the homeless or the elderly
Don't worry all, remember she can get gifted from any company or brand
But none of us would want her vacant sad life, or ever lie or manipulate others, and especially not parent like she does
Freebies don't make you a good person
But none of us would want her vacant sad life, or ever lie or manipulate others, and especially not parent like she does
Freebies don't make you a good person