Oh Jesus! That’s a bloke for ya!
Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
The thoughts of this make my bum cheeks squeeze together!
Jehovah witnesses
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The state of her ballbag eyes!!
Can’t believe they did her nails in the state they were, just shows they don’t care about hygiene or safety!
She looks like jevohahs witness dress in that cardi
I’m a bit tipsy but yep I see where you are with this!!
Seriously? I have dyson but they getting a bit jaded now so looking for some more - i will give them a go!Was it @lexilou who recommended the Remington straighteners? Just tried them and they are fabulous. On Amazon now for £21
And I still can not for the life of me get onboard with these Herman Munster boots! Ridiculous!
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The state of her ballbag eyes!!
Can’t believe they did her nails in the state they were, just shows they don’t care about hygiene or safety!
She looks like jevohahs witness dress in that cardi
Mine tooThe thoughts of this make my bum cheeks squeeze together!
Yeah we’re fine! He can’t remember it happening! He has FND
Her life really is just one big groundhog day isn’t it. And now we’ve come full circle back to the same food & illness - only difference is circa 5 stone weight gainHere you are gobble guts!! 23/12 almost a year to the day.
Porkey
Not robin creeping in the back taking tips from her mum that as a single momma to empower yourself you film yourself in the car whilst your kid hides, get wonky lip filler to try and flag down the next bloke and spunk loadsa cash. What a life lessonYep exactly. Here's a perfect example.. she's brainless and so out of touch with reality!! Her first single Christmas meaning also her 1st as a Single Mum! I don't know many single Mum's who could go do that on a whim because she has no cock.. she's basically using male escorts when you think about it cz she literally buys them to stay
It is like Armageddon out there today!
Predictable Slaggy always wanting EVERY SINGLE holiday and occasion about HER. Rinse & Repeat life 24/7. I don’t know what’s more disgusting the 15 quid 3000 calorie trifle she scoffing (and we all know won’t share) or the fake ailment riiiiight before the holiday as per usual. Didn’t stop her drinking, shopping or spreading the germs to others though. What a selfish b!!!!tch!!! But, come Tuesday when shops are closed, and when her bratty spoiled kid is back, she’ll be laid up, crying into a phone to strangers needing views and sympathy and waited on hand and foot by wacko wendy making Charlie feel like the non favourite she is. Won’t stop them drinking all that booze though. They are just such disgusting losers.What a t!! Supposedly tonsillitis but STILL going to the nail salon? I've just rang them SELFISH t!! Because on the off chance she is actually unwell the others in the salon don't want ten ton tess ruining their Christmas!!And maybe don't get 5 fing cats you can't manage.
What's with the little smirk holding your throat? Can almost read her mind like teehee 'poorly' all about me another Christmas lay scratching myself cuddling my rancid teddy. Mummy will watch Mizarpa at the same time as slogging over the dinner do her painful hands. Calculated t
Straight to the pointWhy has this made me wet myself laughing !
no point in beating round the bush. I’m just too blunt for my own good sometimes, luckily for me most people find it hilarious
My kinda girlStraight to the point
I nipped the retail park after breakfast with Santa, it was carnage, was in Superdrug and a whole family were blocking the till area and I was like excuse me, excuse me and being ignored so shouted move
and they did. Baffles me why they all go to pay but each to their own. Called in Asda and there were people literally grabbing stuff off the shelves like the shops never going to open their doors again.That cat has ate bits of the snow flocked tree she was warned about 
People just turn into rude hooligansI nipped the retail park after breakfast with Santa, it was carnage, was in Superdrug and a whole family were blocking the till area and I was like excuse me, excuse me and being ignored so shouted move
takes all the pleasure away! It’s literally like an SAS mission and you can show no fear - take no prisoners and every women for themselves!
Or they’ve eaten whatever scraps of food she’s left about because she don’t clean up after dinner. Whatever is wrong with the cat it’s HER faultThat cat has ate bits of the snow flocked tree she was warned about
Oh god how utterly revolting
