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allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-26T19:25:00+0000

Missy said:
Have a lovely day hope your night shift wasn’t too hectic.
There’s a reason no man wants to be with any of the 3 witches. All single with a trail of failed relationships behind them. All they can do now is get pissed up to ease the pain of being ugly, greedy nasty lonely bitches.
Merry Christmas

Thank you darling

Work wasn't actually bad, other than the usual drama of A&E everyone was in good spirits.. We made the best of it. Home with the pooch, match and quality street now my fella has gone to work

Yep there's a very odd chemistry between them. Catching up on their antics was all too touchy feely, and just booze and food fest for me!! Very little mention of the kids, who it's supposedly "all about" they all 'love that sound' of the bottle pop rather than kids playing. Their priorities are backward.

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-26T20:14:31+0000

Missy said:
A skilled hairdresser would not use a gadget FFS. Don’t know what gash flasher uses to do those blunt short layers, might be an idea to get some good sharp hair scissors so she can try doing a proper cut. She’s appalling at her job. I doubt she’s had any up to date training for decades. She should stick to shampoo and sets for the elderly. It’s hard to mess that up

This popped up on my FYP from last yr when they didn't get to the fat Italian so was just a fat waster instead. I can't get over the blunt hair

it looks like a Bob done with a knife and s extensions clipped in

Missy · 2024-12-26T20:16:23+0000

Aimee10bellies said:
What menopause ones

Well it lets them know there will be no issues re contraception and that’s very attractive

Aimee10bellies · 2024-12-26T20:30:02+0000

Missy said:
Well it lets them know there will be no issues re contraception and that’s very attractive

There’s only 1 I want

the rest can go bother some other poor woman lol

lexilou · 2024-12-26T21:26:00+0000

Those glitter jeans look like they are not for you. Your hair isn't giving, it's giving herpes

Missy · 2024-12-26T21:33:02+0000

lexilou said:
Those glitter jeans look like they are not for you. Your hair isn't giving, it's giving herpes

Evening lexilou and Merry Christmas

She’s such a t and I can’t understand why she thinks she’s so nice to look at and why anyone is interested in what her fat bloated body is wearing

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-26T22:11:52+0000

She's such a fing meff. Who does s like that just for the camera? It's embarrassing!! And let's be real yeah we know what happened to Mizarpas biccy you 'accidentally' broke gobble guts. Enjoy the shower you mentioned about 17x hope Santa brought strong bleach

Missy · 2024-12-26T22:31:27+0000

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
She's such a fing meff. Who does s like that just for the camera? It's embarrassing!! And let's be real yeah we know what happened to Mizarpas biccy you 'accidentally' broke gobble guts. Enjoy the shower you mentioned about 17x hope Santa brought strong bleach

Is she now snorting baileys squirty cream?
Jesus she must have the most greasy guts ever known to man. She literally pours fat down her greedy gullet

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-26T22:51:22+0000

Missy said:
Is she now snorting baileys squirty cream?
Jesus she must have the most greasy guts ever known to man. She literally pours fat down her greedy gullet

She's minging. Never sin anyone so excited about "whippy cream" Found it!!! So I got 2. Idiot. I saw it in Asda for £3 so she spent £6 before knowing if she liked.. oh never mind it's very faintly boozeeeee course she likes it

JailHouseDaddyDave · 2024-12-26T23:54:18+0000

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
She's such a fing meff. Who does s like that just for the camera? It's embarrassing!! And let's be real yeah we know what happened to Mizarpas biccy you 'accidentally' broke gobble guts. Enjoy the shower you mentioned about 17x hope Santa brought strong bleach

That shower will never be had as she does not believe in washing.

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-27T00:16:17+0000

JailHouseDaddyDave said:
That shower will never be had as she does not believe in washing.

You're absolutely right

Her boiler packed up 3wks ago and she hasn't noticed

JailHouseDaddyDave · 2024-12-27T00:22:38+0000

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
You're absolutely right Her boiler packed up 3wks ago and she hasn't noticed

To be honest that situation happening wouldn't be a surprise.

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-27T00:40:47+0000

Can we just talk about the way she literally barged in and took over!! "I'm just the one with the champagne" may aswell have said "Look at me I'm the gluttonous irresponsible alci. Living off other people's money" What would you ever do without me?"

The "I bet you do" lol.. of course she does, she's the lush who dragged you making the most of the cash cow. The day you need to buy your own family is the day you need to knock the BS on the head!! Narc t

allaboardthebirkeybike · 2024-12-27T01:08:25+0000

Interesting how their story is different isn't it? Too hungover to rehearse was it??

Speaking of rehearsal.. New Marvel film Cat woman & GTW" = wouldn't recommend

hy Why say "you've got a family friend, a cat sitter" Why refer to a girl he's known 30yrs by anything but her name? Just 1st course but wouldn't you just say Sally, Jane, Shaniqua ...etc? no1 could "harass" a 1st name before Huns pipe up

PLUS her prompts.. are you sure? Really? Really really? Anyone's reaction to that would be why, have you not now? Has she cancelled? Why you asking etc.. More staged than bloody TOWIE for christs sake!! Tragic!!

Aimee10bellies · 2024-12-27T08:21:15+0000

Can’t believe she bought 2 of those baileys cream, and had it right before bed. It might be Christmas but her alcoholism really isn’t being hid that well. Just because it’s Christmas isn’t an excuse for knocking back several bottles of whatever a week when that’s the NORM!

easilyannoyed114 · 2024-12-27T09:22:05+0000

Can’t really watch her much atm.. but that outfit she had on going to her dads was just awful. No one and I mean no one wants that lip combo. She wore jeans you’d see at an under 5’s school disco. They done nothing for her shape either

GG & her gaping growler · 2024-12-27T09:29:36+0000

Hello everyone hope you have all had a wonderful few days.
Just watched the hot chocolate video and the top of the hot chocolate maker looks scummy and needs a good clean…..
Who in their right mind takes a sugar ridden hot chocolate and cream to bed…. No wonder Mizarpers teeth are so fed…..

Aimee10bellies · 2024-12-27T10:19:22+0000

GG & her gaping growler said:
Hello everyone hope you have all had a wonderful few days.
Just watched the hot chocolate video and the top of the hot chocolate maker looks scummy and needs a good clean…..
Who in their right mind takes a sugar ridden hot chocolate and cream to bed…. No wonder Mizarpers teeth are so fed…..

Apparently the dentist said she had perfect teeth a few years ago. However her dad took harper and you never hear her mention dentist for harper.

Aimee10bellies · 2024-12-27T11:29:07+0000

The ditzy I don’t know what day it is routine again.
And side eyeing to the right - LIAR

GG & her gaping growler · 2024-12-27T11:44:47+0000

Aimee10bellies said:
The ditzy I don’t know what day it is routine again.
And side eyeing to the right - LIAR

She is one boring do!
I’m out and about around skankymammas area today may have to nip to Sainsbury’s and see it/smell it out in the raw natural unfiltered form

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