Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial
I’m the recent M&S haul Just a bottle of sauce left in the big giant bag she doesn’t show the sauce I don’t know why and it’s seems kinda heavy for a bottle of sauce
And it’s amazing M&S sell chicken strips and sausage rolls that are food disguised as party food
Every other supermarket sells the same M&S isn’t from another dimension or anything
And it’s amazing M&S sell chicken strips and sausage rolls that are food disguised as party food
Every other supermarket sells the same M&S isn’t from another dimension or anything
On the second day of christmas my Tinder match gave to me….. 2 fake pregnancy tests and a dose of Herpes in my Fannnnnnyeee
on the 3rd day of Xmas my tinder match gave to me ….. 3 gammy nails - 2 fake pregnancy tests and a dose of herpes in my fanyeeeeee
Those colins were over a fiver!More booze and no alcohol Prosecco is that for the kids?
She’s got to have bought at least 10 bottles this month alone and she ain’t got a drink problem?
Probably not a popular opinion but I’m not a fan of giving the kids none alcoholic drinks designed to look like alcoholic drinks - just my opinion
More booze and no alcohol Prosecco is that for the kids?
She’s got to have bought at least 10 bottles this month alone and she ain’t got a drink problem?
I completely agree. I don’t see the point of non alcoholic drinks. If I’m not gonna drink I’m not gonna choose a non alcoholic version of something, I’ll stick to coke or lemonade. It’s overpriced and pointless
Oh how I wish I was invited to fattys front room do for new year 
the nosh looks amazing - delightful - stunnink and what I’d give for such a fun filled evening with riveting company thrown in! I am overcome with jealousy I am! I’d swap our 80s barn rave and hog roast with all my family and friends in a heartbeat! Actually TBH I wouldn’t mind a night with my comfy pjs and a hot choc cos I’m just about done with it all now! Still - we will be done then till our Birthday season in June! Thank god! Mr puffy better cage his inner party animal till summer!
the nosh looks amazing - delightful - stunnink and what I’d give for such a fun filled evening with riveting company thrown in! I am overcome with jealousy I am! I’d swap our 80s barn rave and hog roast with all my family and friends in a heartbeat! Actually TBH I wouldn’t mind a night with my comfy pjs and a hot choc cos I’m just about done with it all now! Still - we will be done then till our Birthday season in June! Thank god! Mr puffy better cage his inner party animal till summer!
Just seems wrong to me to give kids a bottle of something that looks like wine!
I’m the same.
She’s obviously drinking them on a daily or why buy so many cause if she was collecting them they would be all over her house
More booze and no alcohol Prosecco is that for the kids?
She’s got to have bought at least 10 bottles this month alone and she ain’t got a drink problem?
I hope everyone had a good Christmas 
I see nothing changes with this fat t - all alcohol, sweet treats, takeaways, excessive spending and cringeworthy clap backs. She is such an unlikeable, scruffy and lying munter, can’t stand her.
Two things annoying the most about her - first is her hair it looks absolutely se but she thinks it’s stunning. And the second is how often she films in front of her wardrobes, I mean they ain’t nice to start with but fancy trying to show off new wardrobes when your room door is that gaudy brown one from 1980
Also did she break the Guinness world record for shortest bout of tonsillitis ever?
I see nothing changes with this fat t - all alcohol, sweet treats, takeaways, excessive spending and cringeworthy clap backs. She is such an unlikeable, scruffy and lying munter, can’t stand her.
Two things annoying the most about her - first is her hair
it looks absolutely se but she thinks it’s stunning. And the second is how often she films in front of her wardrobes, I mean they ain’t nice to start with but fancy trying to show off new wardrobes when your room door is that gaudy brown one from 1980 Also did she break the Guinness world record for shortest bout of tonsillitis ever?
This!! My son was diagnosed with Tonsillitis by a doctor on Christmas Eve, after being ill for 3 days previously, waiting to see if it was just a virus, he has out of action for 5 days and did not eat and drink apart from water and is only now feeling a little better, unlike her who had a miracle recovery after self diagnosis. She talks out of her fat ass and needs to touch some grass in the real world.
Hope your boys on the mend
I think the noseco is for a clap back, we know they love those. There have been so many comments about their heavy drinking and drinking and driving. I think from now on they will wave a bottle of non alcoholic around to pretend they aren't getting sh*t faced and driving home from each other's houses!
On the fourth day of Christmas my tinder match gave to me 4 bottles of Prosecco, 3 gammy nails - 2 fake pregnancy tests and a dose of herpes in my fanyeeeeeeGolden girls what is she on they were a group of pensioners oh yeah Aimee you look like a pensioner
Didn't she claim H's teacher followed her? Surely this excessive alcohol consumption is cause for concern 
Teachers aren’t allowed to follow parents though, so it’ll be bullshit!Didn't she claim H's teacher followed her? Surely this excessive alcohol consumption is cause for concern
Running to the toilet and all she can think about is having a cream scone wtaf
but the alcohol consumption is a concern. 10 bottles of Prosecco at least bought then the mince pie liqueur, the au vodka and that’s just what she’s shown!