Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

cate · Tuesday at 1:17 PM

Happy New year to all My Comment Cafe Friends… Thanks for making me laugh my tits off and I love that we all sing off the same page, chapter and library! Lol

Wishing you ALL a Happy And Healthy 2025!

We are staying in , watching joules Holland , cheese & crackers and a bottle of baileys with a heap of ice

x

Cheers

Love Cate

D3sfuturewife · Tuesday at 1:39 PM

bonkersbritain said:
NYE bingo
* some ghastly outfit
* red wonky lips
* acting like she's catered for a large event when she's just opened some crisps and chucked some m&s party food in the oven
* taste test of m&s party food - working hard to get thst deal she desperately craves
* opening prosecco and cheers with wino wendy and chug it back Charlie
* Shirley stroking the egos and saying how gorgeous they both look and how hard Aimee me me me has worked
* pissed up drive home for wendy and charlie
* Aimee looking like shes been dug up in tomorrow's first sip of the day, but shes definitely not hungover as they didn't drink that much as they were too busy having a fabulous time
Did I miss anything?

Don’t forget some form of illness that will crop up that’s worse than anyone else’s … she hasn’t been “sick” for a week or so since the sore throat that she KNEW 100% was tonsillitis cos she’s had it so many times before and her period talk didn’t get her the sympathy she craves … I reckon she will be dying on thurs 2nd of Jan cos she will have zero other content so she needs a fake illness

Aimee10bellies · Tuesday at 1:55 PM

bonkersbritain said:
NYE bingo
* some ghastly outfit
* red wonky lips
* acting like she's catered for a large event when she's just opened some crisps and chucked some m&s party food in the oven
* taste test of m&s party food - working hard to get thst deal she desperately craves
* opening prosecco and cheers with wino wendy and chug it back Charlie
* Shirley stroking the egos and saying how gorgeous they both look and how hard Aimee me me me has worked
* pissed up drive home for wendy and charlie
* Aimee looking like shes been dug up in tomorrow's first sip of the day, but shes definitely not hungover as they didn't drink that much as they were too busy having a fabulous time
Did I miss anything?

Giving Charlie evils every time she speaks
Claiming the hairs giving 70s vibe
Pretending they’re drinking the nosecco

Thetansnottanning · Tuesday at 2:13 PM

It's giving I don't like New Years so nobody will hence why it's at her house pure control freak.
Maybe she should try Dry January maybe they all should actually

itsfine · Tuesday at 2:30 PM

Jeeezzzz that was boring as hell....happy new year too u all enjoy what ever your doin...as for olga lets hope 2025 is the year off her downfall

JailHouseDaddyDave · Tuesday at 3:01 PM

allaboardthebirkeybike said:
Yes I can imagine it haha. All with the ooooh love that sound Good bottle this.. medadsezdocg. Cheeeeers..
Next day.. dya know I'm sure I'm being stalked cz worappndwozzzz.. you guys only see a fraction.. and we wotted to do a cheers happy new year to you all.. Winky face!! BUT did you actually see midrink? Lissssttennnn. You myta ONE sip but did ya see? Infact... oh look here it is... rolly eyes, tappy nails.. Dya knowww I think some people need a new hobby in twetty twetty fyyyvvv cz it's giving stalker... more Winky face.
New year... Same but different t!!

This is exactly how it would go. So spot on and accurate. At this stage we know her better then she knows herself. She's as predictable as it gets.
PS i hope they all get pulled over for drunk driving this year. We all know they are doing it, No amount of clap backs will change the fact we know you and charlie and wendy are guilty aimee so don't bother.

zobo · Tuesday at 3:05 PM

She doesn’t enjoy/like celebrating new year because…..
She does the same day in day out

nothing to look forward to or reflect on / reminisce about, as every day is about the same old shopping haul, dish up dinner, first sip of the day se!!!!
She moved on from a juice plus conwoman to being a full time grifter (and recruited the other ugly sister and Mum)

ShatteredIllusion · Tuesday at 4:01 PM

Her latest is giving "I'm aware that my juice plus days won't last forever"

Maybe she's realised she needs to pick up her game and actually work a little for money??

Puffy nips and stinky vag · Tuesday at 4:20 PM

bonkersbritain said:
NYE bingo
* some ghastly outfit
* red wonky lips
* acting like she's catered for a large event when she's just opened some crisps and chucked some m&s party food in the oven
* taste test of m&s party food - working hard to get thst deal she desperately craves
* opening prosecco and cheers with wino wendy and chug it back Charlie
* Shirley stroking the egos and saying how gorgeous they both look and how hard Aimee me me me has worked
* pissed up drive home for wendy and charlie
* Aimee looking like shes been dug up in tomorrow's first sip of the day, but shes definitely not hungover as they didn't drink that much as they were too busy having a fabulous time
Did I miss anything?

Yep - the - let’s all admire the fabulous buffet table - with loads of se party food on a se table cloth - not even presented nicely - same old same old !

Lilac8 · Tuesday at 4:33 PM

See Debz has put an IG post up about drink driving

Puffy nips and stinky vag · Tuesday at 4:37 PM

Just want to wish you all a fing cracking new year! I hope you all have a year of peace, love, happiness, and laughter - may your cups overflow and we all get a lottery win xxxx
Gotta share this folks I’m crying - mr puffy booked a DJ for tonight’s barn rave and he’s turned up to get ready - he looks like a 70s porn star - no lie! Sun shades n a WHITE SUIT!! His name is Bloody Marvin!!! I’ve had to run off n stick a sock in my mush!! The bloke asked if he needed anything n he’s asked for a hop up cos he only looks about 5”2 !! He’s deff wearing stacked shoes - me n mr puffy we’re hiding in a cupboard for ages trying to stop laughing!

he’s like a mini Elton John with a stick on bushy tash!!

Aimee10bellies · Tuesday at 4:56 PM

Puffy nips and stinky vag said:
Just want to wish you all a fing cracking new year! I hope you all have a year of peace, love, happiness, and laughter - may your cups overflow and we all get a lottery win xxxx
Gotta share this folks I’m crying - mr puffy booked a DJ for tonight’s barn rave and he’s turned up to get ready - he looks like a 70s porn star - no lie! Sun shades n a WHITE SUIT!! His name is Bloody Marvin!!! I’ve had to run off n stick a sock in my mush!! The bloke asked if he needed anything n he’s asked for a hop up cos he only looks about 5”2 !! He’s deff wearing stacked shoes - me n mr puffy we’re hiding in a cupboard for ages trying to stop laughing! he’s like a mini Elton John with a stick on bushy tash!!

Ask him to play some Elton

ItsTheDramaILoveIt · Tuesday at 5:14 PM

Puffy nips and stinky vag said:
Just want to wish you all a fing cracking new year! I hope you all have a year of peace, love, happiness, and laughter - may your cups overflow and we all get a lottery win xxxx
Gotta share this folks I’m crying - mr puffy booked a DJ for tonight’s barn rave and he’s turned up to get ready - he looks like a 70s porn star - no lie! Sun shades n a WHITE SUIT!! His name is Bloody Marvin!!! I’ve had to run off n stick a sock in my mush!! The bloke asked if he needed anything n he’s asked for a hop up cos he only looks about 5”2 !! He’s deff wearing stacked shoes - me n mr puffy we’re hiding in a cupboard for ages trying to stop laughing! he’s like a mini Elton John with a stick on bushy tash!!

This is hilarious.. hope he’s got some Bee Gees on his play list..

Rosie · Tuesday at 5:19 PM

Aimee, I know you found a new word and all but it's definitely not the definition of one of your gatherings pet. Please stop.

zobo · Tuesday at 5:24 PM

zobo said:
She doesn’t enjoy/like celebrating new year because…..
She does the same day in day out nothing to look forward to or reflect on / reminisce about, as every day is about the same old shopping haul, dish up dinner, first sip of the day se!!!!
She moved on from a juice plus conwoman to being a full time grifter (and recruited the other ugly sister and Mum)

And next in line will be young Robin

zobo · Tuesday at 5:29 PM

Rosie said:
Aimee, I know you found a new word and all but it's definitely not the definition of one of your gatherings pet. Please stop.

How can you get to the age of 40 having had a private education, not know how it’s pronounced though?

and fag ash Lil?!
#dumbanddumber #roughnecks

cate · Tuesday at 6:15 PM

On her latest New Year’s Eve… set the sty table up …. Her Gaff is a fing car crash. It’s a s tip of a lounge & dining room.
She honestly hasn’t got a clue on how to decorate and match things up. The amount of money she goes through is ridiculous buying tat and se… when she could be creating a beautiful home instead

No wonder her life is upside down and inside out

Aimee10bellies · Tuesday at 6:23 PM

do the nosecco she’s got moet champagne!!

stillnodresssense · Tuesday at 6:31 PM

That set up looks so chavvy. It’s all just so tacky she has no class at all. And don’t get me started on those fing snowman wine glasses

GG & her gaping growler · Tuesday at 6:40 PM

Wishing you all a very happy new year.
Those that are struggling you got this and the best is yet to come, without any rain there would be no flowers!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the laughter and fun that this group has created!
Here’s to 2025 for more fun and frolics….

Much Love
GG & her gaping growler xxx

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