Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Hello all 💕 Nurse Ratched here, reporting from duty 🙋🏼‍♀️.
Not had a min so will catch up tomorrow but I just want to wish you all a very HNY ✨💛 I know some will be glad to see the back of 24. Sending you all love!! I truly wish you all health, love, peace and kindness (on yourself) 🫂🙏🏼

For me personally THANK YOU all, truly!!
You're the 'friends' I never knew I needed! The support I've SIN and received is incredible for "trolls") Friends, therapists and comedians all in one! Thank you for listening to me rant 💗 and for trusting me with your struggles. Some of the strongest people I've never met and I'm proud of you 👏🏼 I know we'd be friends and am ready to wheelie over anyone's toes for any of you 🚴‍♀️ Rooting for you all in 2025 and beyond!! 💖💖
Awwww bless you my annon buddy xxx right back at ya x
 
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Happy new year you lot 🎉🥳🍾🎊hope everyone is full of joy this beautiful morning - I’ve got a head like a bucket but … we move …. My bestie was sick in my shoe! I’m not ready to laugh about it yet! Where the hell is our Lurky ! If you are doing your thing sugar tits please give us few lines of your new year wisdom or just a tiddly wave cos we miss ya ! Oh n aimless - proper knees up here yesterday but I bet my house is tidier than yours! A stuffed sprout on a paper plate does not a party make! - ooh I’m a poet for 2025! My daughters are moaning that I’m not doing a new year dinner! I’ve not stopped feeding, watering and entertaining these buggers since Xmas eve! Looking forward to a takeaway day today - yep even had breakfast delivered but I’m making no excuses - it’s not every day and I’m sick of sprouts 🤣🤣 please don’t judge xx have a great day my fave bridge dwellers and hobgoblins xx all the best for 2025!!! Bring in on!
 
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9.30 it finished, I bet a party at a care home would have been more fun! 🥳
Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying we should all be disco dancing till dawn but she makes such a song and dance over the most boring and mundane dos! It’s actually funny! Why not just say my mum and sister are nipping for tea cos none of us have any plans? That’s the truth of it! It’s not magical, stunnink, or fabulous is it? It a quick freezer tea for your mum and sister! She needs to get a life - never mind telling us to touch grass! Idiot!
 
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Hang on a minute, did she say they are going to have a quiet weekend after all the festivities??? She went to her mum's for Christmas, she went out for me dad's wife's birthday and she did a beige frozen food buffet for a couple of hours on new year eve. Harper's been with her dad so how the hell do you need to wind down from having family round for a couple of hours? She's crackers! Absolutely crackers! 🫣🤪
 
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Hang on a minute, did she say they are going to have a quiet weekend after all the festivities??? She went to her mum's for Christmas, she went out for me dad's wife's birthday and she did a beige frozen food buffet for a couple of hours on new year eve. Harper's been with her dad so how the hell do you need to wind down from having family round for a couple of hours? She's crackers! Absolutely crackers! 🫣🤪
🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’s hilarious!
 
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Under the Troll bridge
Hang on a minute, did she say they are going to have a quiet weekend after all the festivities??? She went to her mum's for Christmas, she went out for me dad's wife's birthday and she did a beige frozen food buffet for a couple of hours on new year eve. Harper's been with her dad so how the hell do you need to wind down from having family round for a couple of hours? She's crackers! Absolutely crackers! 🫣🤪
She’s one deluded heffer!
Makes me laugh that old gaping gash and Charlie fooked off earlier and would have toasted new year together whilst shaimee shamoo was no doubt chugging on a bottle of kylie, whilst seeing to herself with the owd vibrator Robin found in bed bed whilst swiping right on tinder seeing if she can find d3!
 

Missy

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Happy new year you lot 🎉🥳🍾🎊hope everyone is full of joy this beautiful morning - I’ve got a head like a bucket but … we move …. My bestie was sick in my shoe! I’m not ready to laugh about it yet! Where the hell is our Lurky ! If you are doing your thing sugar tits please give us few lines of your new year wisdom or just a tiddly wave cos we miss ya ! Oh n aimless - proper knees up here yesterday but I bet my house is tidier than yours! A stuffed sprout on a paper plate does not a party make! - ooh I’m a poet for 2025! My daughters are moaning that I’m not doing a new year dinner! I’ve not stopped feeding, watering and entertaining these buggers since Xmas eve! Looking forward to a takeaway day today - yep even had breakfast delivered but I’m making no excuses - it’s not every day and I’m sick of sprouts 🤣🤣 please don’t judge xx have a great day my fave bridge dwellers and hobgoblins xx all the best for 2025!!! Bring in on!
Yes @thelurker66 you know going AWOL worried us. We know you lurk 👀 still usually but just drop us a hello 😘
 

Missy

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Hang on a minute, did she say they are going to have a quiet weekend after all the festivities??? She went to her mum's for Christmas, she went out for me dad's wife's birthday and she did a beige frozen food buffet for a couple of hours on new year eve. Harper's been with her dad so how the hell do you need to wind down from having family round for a couple of hours? She's crackers! Absolutely crackers! 🫣🤪
It’s always a quiet weekend, there’s never any popping out to a Nando’s for tea or cinema or beach walk or ANY fING THING except shopping for yourself and doing hauls. Shopping and saving all receipts for tax purposes 😳lazy lazy lazy gluttonous lazy miserable b
 

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Nowhere near her
Hello all 💕 Nurse Ratched here, reporting from duty 🙋🏼‍♀️.
Not had a min so will catch up tomorrow but I just want to wish you all a very HNY ✨💛 I know some will be glad to see the back of 24. Sending you all love!! I truly wish you all health, love, peace and kindness (on yourself) 🫂🙏🏼

For me personally THANK YOU all, truly!!
You're the 'friends' I never knew I needed! The support I've SIN and received is incredible for "trolls") Friends, therapists and comedians all in one! Thank you for listening to me rant 💗 and for trusting me with your struggles. Some of the strongest people I've never met and I'm proud of you 👏🏼 I know we'd be friends and am ready to wheelie over anyone's toes for any of you 🚴‍♀️ Rooting for you all in 2025 and beyond!! 💖💖
Happy New Year! You’ve made me laugh constantly all year sometimes to the point of water shooting thru my nose reading some home truths for the piglet! Here’s to more content from us because we allllll know she won’t everrrr change! Haha