Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

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Imagine having your "mates" round and you'll be takeawaying you imagine.. also known as not thought about it, made no effort and you've peeled a swede so need a rest! I'd be mortified!! 😵‍💫🤣
We're hosting friends tonight. I had a 4hr sleep after nights finishing... We have a slow cooked pulled pork on the go, a massive chilli, rice, homemade goujons and wedges. Yeah yeah I'll admit I've not baked me own tiger roll and have crisps, chocs etc.. but it's not difficult 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Imagine having your "mates" round and you'll be takeawaying you imagine.. also known as not thought about it, made no effort and you've peeled a swede so need a rest! I'd be mortified!! 😵‍💫🤣
We're hosting friends tonight. I had a 4hr sleep after nights finishing... We have a slow cooked pulled pork on the go, a massive chilli, rice, homemade goujons and wedges. Yeah yeah I'll admit I've not baked me own tiger roll and have crisps, chocs etc.. but it's not difficult 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️
I think I’d rather have a takeaway than eat anything aimless has prepared with her manky fingers.. but to be fair I wouldn’t go round her hovel if you paid me
 
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I bloody love a browse on a Q 🤐 night shift. She comes with the ohh them trolls are so invested they're at it at 4am.. no love I've got a job, try it some time 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

I’m usually up in the early hours because unlike Aimee I have genuine menopausal symptoms and can’t sleep 😀 One of my previous usernames on here was Countess Dracula (plus a few prior including HaulsHurtywordsandHerpes) because I come alive at night 😀