“Life has been lifeing today”
“I’ve gained a few pounds”
1. You are the maker of your own misery at this point you’ve sold your soul to an app, drown yourself in booze to try and make you feel better and look like you got dressed in the dark with your eyes shut, you look dirty! And the camel toe
2. A few pounds? At this point it’s stone and this is the second time you’ve mentioned it both these statements are just so people compliment you, tell you that you are slim and that you are so strong for being able to waffle crap to a phone all day I mean what a warrior!