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Ewwww! The rash is probably from repeatedly camel toe'ing herself to 'prove' she's a size 16! 🐫

What's Melvyn filmed herself eating for? Who sits down to eat dinner and thinks "I know, I'll film myself eating because I'll put it in a TikTok at some point"? 🤔🧐 She can't even eat a meal without TikTok being at the forefront of her mind. I dare say her brother's will have their own reasons...

You heard it here first folks. Melvyn has bought size 18 Tesco jeans. You have to SIZE UP apparently if they're stretchy jeans. She didn't recommend that in last weeks try-on-a-thon but this week she does 😁🤣

Succinctly summed up!! 👌🏼

Good point Garlic. I don't think even she knows what the end game is. As you say none of them are going to apologise for what she claims and if anything all her repetitive posts are doing are highlighting her own destructive issues. Someone commented that Andrew should step in and try to steer...

Wow that Shein haul was interesting 😴 I'm so glad Melvyn shared it 👍🏼

You can tell Melissa's not used to slicing fresh healthy melon 😂🤣

Her narrative of offering a safe space for people to talk about their experiences is all just a front. A conversation is usually a back and forth exchange of words, but for Melissa it's all about HER being listened to. She's not interested in the slightest in anyone else's story as they divert...

Excellent post over on Tattle about Big Mel. 👏🏼

I've just been reading the comments on Melissa's 'trying on jeans' post. Someone has asked her why she reads here and her response is "I'm just keeping an eye on them incase they release info about my step kids again" Sorry, but when has anyone released info about Andrew's children?? I know...

I believe so. She did a post about a chat with her manager and having to do better, but I'm lead to believe it was a warning. I didn't see her live earlier. What's the Dave Grohl thing?

Jesus wept. She's hoiked herself into all her jeans 😂 The overspill and camel toe looks painful.

She's on a warning. I wonder what Andrew makes of it all at times. Because she is absolutely obsessed with making TikToks. Even contentless ones, such as this morning's offering of pretending to finish reading a book. She terrified of upsetting the algorithm so just produces anything to keep her...

Eww don't! The thought of her at it makes me want to 🤮 😅 This morning we have a fly on the wall style set up at the side of the bed as Melissa pretends to finish reading a book. Notably before work started as she knows her employers are watching.

Oh I bet he walks on eggshells most of the time. She's a right unit for starters. He buys her flowers because he daren't not. Melissa thinks they're a token to express his love for her. More like a cheap tactic to keep the peace.

The reason she can't fit in size 16 jeans from anywhere except Tesco 🤣 is because she. is. not. a. size. 16. She thinks that every other clothing stores sizes must be wrong and Tesco are the only solitary clothing outlet that are right. Maybe if she stopped eating carb heavy food, got off her...

What we betting their argument was about? I bet it involved him diverting his attention away from Melissa in some way. She won't like that. Anyway, all resolved now. Flowers are a go go. New flowers are now sitting in the same unwashed vases that the old ones were in. Melissa couldn't wait for...

She definitely wears the trousers. The times she's made him do things or say things to camera, you can feel his embarrassment. He's like a performing seal. Bet he just wants to go off fishing for a bit of peace but Melissa won't let that happen. Not unless she's going too, phone in hand.

Nail on head! When her Mum said no to the meeting, on Melissa's terms, Melissa lost the control. She wanted the last word. The big flounce off moment, out of her Mums life. But her Mum denied her that by not agreeing to the meeting on Melissa's terms. Her Mum had the control and her Mum's...

Yes, me. I liked her initially but then I started to notice her arrogance shining through the cracks in her facade. She honestly believes she's a bit of a somebody, evidenced by her infamous 'public figure' self proclamation. She takes offence at anything that sits outside the parameters of her...