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What the heck has she got on today?! 🤣 She's got her top tucked into her shorts. Her minge eating shorts are so high up her body she looks ridiculous! I have no idea why she thinks her XXXXXL denim jacket is cool either. She looks like she's got dressed in the dark for a Harry Enfield gig. Does...

The Fit Checks continue 😅 What IS she wearing? The pink bum bag would perhaps suit an eight year old, or an eighty year old, but she just looks ridiculous. Trousers that are clearly four inches too short. They don't even fall into a cropped category. Is this how interesting and fun their holiday...

We've got a holiday update, day one! Got to laugh at the artery clogging fry up. Few pointless sprays of fry lite to get the bacon sizzling. It's like going large on a Big Mac meal and ordering a diet coke. I know she's taken a few steps outdoors today but can someone please tell Melissa that...

She's on holiday, it's 7am and she can't even manage a morning brew without filming herself. She always feels so different when she's there she says. Clearly not. TikTok is her numero uno wherever she is.

Oh Maudlin Mel is back. The woe is me narrative is in abundance in her latest post. Accompanied by wistful music. Thin dig at her employer too. It's not Mel that's workshy, it's her employer who just doesn't understand her.

I have to give credit where it's due, she has just posted a nice video of their first wedding. She looks so fresh faced and happy, as does Andrew. Fast forward one year and what a difference in the pair of them. You wouldn't recognise her as the same girl and he just looks grey these days. Only...

Ahh normal lip curling sneering responding Mel is back because someone has had the AUDACITY to ask if she wanted a baby. Usual yada-yada of it being an intrusive question that she wouldn't DARE ask another woman. Which is all well and good except Mel regularly tells us she's an open and honest...

I've never met her?? You sure?

I don't see any calling out. I see opinions and observations. It's no different to Mel giving her very public opinion on her Mother. Mel's ripped her to shreds on TikTok which is a far bigger platform than here. I can't speak for anyone else on this forum but I don't comment on Mel's videos so...

It's TikTok. Considered to be a viewing platform. It's macabre and it's repulsive at times but it's compulsive viewing. You know when you see a video and you're like what IS this?? Touché Melissa. Touché.

She's consumed with TikTok to the point that she's obsessed with it. I can fully envisage that it's her primary focus each and every day. Her content is so bland and repetitive these days, she's just posting for the sake of posting as she believes she's going to be able to make a sustainable...

I see she's deleted her public figure post and she's now back to sympathy gaining. She posted that she was intending to have an honest conversation with Andrew about how she's been feeling lately. Sounds about right. Tell TikTok first, husband second. If he saw her post when he was on his dinner...

Just to add, I've always wondered why the pair of them parade about with sunglasses perched on their heads, especially when there's not a ray of sunshine to be seen, but it's obviously because she's so well known and they create an air of mystery when she's rifling through the second hand tat...

The illusions of grandeur Mel has are hilarious! She's referred to herself as a public figure because she creates TikToks. Mel, the King is a public figure, Keir Starmer is a public figure, David Beckham is a public figure but I can assure you that fat Mel with the shagabout hubby is not a...

The latest revelation on Tattle is brilliant regarding Andrew's son. I found the video in question and his primary response to why he loves his girlfriend is that 'she ain't no s'. Loves young dream eh? Though I'm surprised he'd care either way given his kite high reference!

I don't understand how she deduces that someone with the same initial as her middle brother must actually be her middle brother. She's made another video saying they're obsessed with her because a person with the same initial commented on her content and the comment wasn't very nice. Here's a...

Does anyone know what the point in the Fit Check videos is? I could understand it if the pair of them were looking smart for a change and going somewhere fancy, but what exactly is the point of showing your day to day, we're off to Tesco clothes?? Most of her clothes don't fit. They're either...

The thing with Mel is that there are two versions of her. There's the pre recorded Mel who carefully rehearses what she's saying for maximum sympathy and then there's the live stream Mel whose mouth runs away with her as the booze takes effect. Like a poor me, pour me problem.

I really don't think Mel can blame coming off the pill for her weight gain. It's more likely to be the gallons of ale she's necking every night and the unhealthy diet she consumes. Her breakfast is a pound piler for someone who sits on her backside all day.

I've just watched the talking to her younger self video. Her acting is appalling. Honestly Uni's must dish out degrees like smarties. Looks like Mel's been eating them too. She's ballooning.