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  1. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    There she goes. There she goes againnnnn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  2. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Good grief the difference on this day last year is astounding! 👀 Look at her waist. Can tell one of the Ds was still dipping too because of the beach waves hair 🤣 Check the caption some things never change 🐷 And I swear not long ago she said she didn't like water 👀🤣
  3. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    And @lolli101 if you are a fan of Shameys fireplace I apologise for @Missy Potty mouth whenever it's mentioned in advance 🤣🤣
  4. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I hate that dogbreath has reminded me of something but I just watched DUD again cz I whizzed through last night but where is 'she canal shave more' 🤣🤣 IYKYK 🤣 @shecanalwayshavemoreeee
  5. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Welcome. My name is BIrkey. Some call me The Bike 🤣 You'll fit right in here I can tell 😍🤣
  6. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She's a disgrace. I mean her huns are fing vile but she's always yapping about 'inciting hate' and allows it daily! Why do people jump to her defence when it's so unnecessary? Even if someone said something shady she's a big girl. Some of them act like it's their job 🤣🤣
  7. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    It's giving dickhead 😒🤣
  8. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Yep she clearly overfeeds them like herself I honestly thought she was going to screech "Gizzy" 🤢 The size of him. He shouldn't be that big 👀
  9. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The first roast of the season? Do me a favour 🤣 imagine a chicken in a bag, micro mash AND veg and calling it a roast. Hahaha. Also why is a 9yr old watching Twister? Stellar parenting again! She obvs not checked or doesn't care about the age rating 🙄
  10. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I have absolutely no comment on the outfit other than Beetlejuice has been spotted running about starkers. Someone has robbed his clothes. Poor thing
  11. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Don't worry all I'm on the night shift so I'll take one for the team as being the one who's up at all hours trolling 🤪🤣 Oooooh pardon me for having a job. Remember that time she blocked me at 3am though and I screenshot the proof 🤣🤣
  12. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I may be wrong but my concept of a girl dinner although I can't bear the stupid phrase is any old s you eat cz you need to eat but cba! So my version when I got in from work this morning was a bag of discos and a tangerine 🤣 but ad I said I might be wrong 🤣🤣
  13. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  14. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Very greasy. Very scruffy. Very vile.
  15. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    And one last thing 🤣🤣🤣 Charlie doesn't like you Shamey she just fancies some bacon from Hannibal the cannibal herself 🐷🐽 right I'm off to the market before I think of something else 🤣🤣
  16. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Forgot to say. I fing haaaaate the Miss Harper thing. And why does she cut her sammy in 4? How old is she? 🙈 Eeee I canny wait for this first full week of school runs. The coffee will be extra chewy 🤢😠
  17. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Why does she make her child sound like such a brat? With the she'll make me do this and wonder if she'll let me do that.. 🙄 No how's about you're the parent and you TELL her what's happening. fing nob. Oh and stop fingering the fruit. Didn't you think of peeling before you sliced then you...
  18. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    That was some nap you've had 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  19. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    It's her smug cocky face and the 'why not' for me. She actually thinks that's a flex and isn't embarrassed 🤢 Here's why not.. besides the fact you forget to eat. But all that food would have cost the best part of £50. You are 'a single mum' who is supposedly relatable. One takeaway cost roughly...
  20. allaboardthebirkeybike

    Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Sharon and Mike has me howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣