Well I’ve come back very loved up and in my new demure era and as a consequence whenever I feel the urge to be puffy I will mindfully take a breath and - think what would Lurky say cos we all need to be a bit more Lurky ❤️
Funny that - I deff saw a lady on a chopper doing a wheelie scamming “puffy where ya gone,” she had a very voluminous weave too - she was on the runway but I never put 2 and 2 together bless her heart! ❤️
Nah it the research she claims she does that made me piss me pants! How many ADs has she had to take down or have been removed cos she’s made stuff up🤣🤣🤣🤣
So let me get this right - that vid where she’s dripping sweat of her puffy nips - the one where she’s out of breath declaring how sweaty she is - obviously with a moist crotch n BO trying on outfits - you know that one ???? She is now publicly saying she’s sent them back for other poor poor...
I did thank you - just shocked that he planned it all himself with no help! He even packed for me 😱 not gunna lie it cost him a lot cos he didn’t really pack for the occasion so some serious shopping need to be done x least I know if I get kidnapped or run over by a rampaging camel 🐪 my...
And here’s our swampy who always shoots from the hip n takes no fing prisoners! No bloke would go near that mucky mare one whiff n he would be off - he probably thought she was winking at him with her wonky cock eye n fell over himself trying to escape !! 🏃🏻 how’s the little man doing btw?
Hi 👋 👋👋 here I am - alive and well - yo Bike - I’m here - I didn’t do a runner - the bloke surprised me (like totally surprised me) with a trip away - back now and trying to catch up! Done a quick scan and wtf was that beetle juice outfit with the cuffs dragging on the fing floor! Has she...
No missy - she’s busy now putting the size 18s into the size 12 bags or she will of course show us the labels of a 12 - put on the 18 and then send the 12s back but let’s be honest how often does she even wear what she shows on her try ons ? She’s a t!
taking a pubescent 10 year old pre- teen to see Santa ? I’m howling ! Is she expecting her to sit on his knee and tell him she wants Lego and a squish mallow? What the do! She’s all excited n can’t get her words out? What about H ? Bet she will be buzzing!! I did the polar express last year...
The more crap she buys in advance the more she will sit n scoff - she will soon be liquidising the s and squeezing it it coz she’s too lazy to chew - first sip of the day will be a 20 stone Olga laid in bed with mummy pouring it in via a funnel - gawjussss
She’s off her trolley - why even bother if she’s just gunna take it down ? Yes there were the odd comments saying best not to post H - which she said she wasn’t doing going forwards but the majority were blowing sunshine and she still deletes it - barking bonkers!
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