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Bet he always tells her to dress Suitably because he is always mortified when she has to sit next to his mates Giles and Rupert with their kids Camealia and Penelope! They’re all looking like Victoria Beckham wannabes and he rocks up with mimi off shameless! Yes my husband is a member of a a...

This is exactly as it is - so Aimee when you read this please ponder on this post. It isn’t trolling you or making fun of you - it’s the absolute truth and yes we only see snap shots of your day but unless the other 23 hours are filled with laughter, love and special people we know nothing...

A purple toddler spoon of course 🤣

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My gut tells me jigsaw is late 50s. A spinster-very overweight with varicose veins and a fungal nail infection. Probably lives with Bert her elderly uncle so she can fiddle benefits. Shes 4foot 2 - a virgin and keeps chipmunks in the airing cupboard. Definitely a hoarder with halitosis and an...

It’s the ones where she says “I’m salivating” that do me! When she dribbles over the food and wipes her mouth - always knocks me sick - she’s gunna grow a snout soon!

It’s because her mummy works so can’t go with her for the boozy brunch and to hold her hand in the week. What an actual sad woman she is

I wouldn’t even nip to Aldi in that outfit! What is going on with her! At this point she’s as big a gaslighter as Penny Mordaunt! Surely must must see how s she is at just about everything. So grubby and outdated - look at the state of that stupid eyeliner! Even the chav track suit would have...

Hope her herpes ain’t playing up cos those bottoms will make her eyes water rubbing the scabs off 🤢

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 sweet lord lady ! You win I’ve got my head over the sink !

Bet she’s been messaging D2 about his bloody wheelbarrow every day - either come back to me or the wheelbarrow will get what the Halloween tree got and I’m not messin! She will be hoping he sees that she’s put it in the skip n he comes sneaking round to get it back- she will be sat hiding in...

She makes enough row chewing Wheetabix ! Imagine the blow job slurping🤢

No she would need mummy telling her not to over do it and what a fantastic job she’s doing and mopping her brow! Bunch of odd balls! X

🤣🤣🤣🤣this has broken me x

She would NEVER admit that now would she! X

Well no actually she hasn’t been fine according to this mornings performance- it’s bad every morning but because she’s such a brave Lil soldier she manages to mask it to do her morning packed lunch vids - she is sooooo brave and strong you know and absolutely must turn up for her Huns who’s kids...

Oh my god poor little pooch! I’ve never even heard of that! What actually happens? Is she ok now? Bless her fluff 😢

She did a week of anxiety and pain and woe right before she started flogging the miraculous period belt ( available on my showcase 🤬) last time - so of course there’s another freekin wonder product set to drop! Bet ya this will be some sort of herbal thing that has done wonders for her hormonal...

Just when did all these fing stupid mannerisms and facial expressions start? She didn’t used to do it. It really is like she’s been watching some online drama classes or she’s copying someone she’s seen! She obviously thinks she looks cool or something! I literally could throw her into the...

Please go for your life Hun 🤣