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My girls still have their stockings from when they were little - my god mother made them for their first Xmas - All 3 grandkids have Xmas eve boxes which my bloke made them ( he’s making one for our new recruit too) there’s some things inside that stay in there every year - a Christmas bear...

oh wow - will our Ralph not be mortified enough having to be seen in public wearing polar express scarlet pjs - now she’s making him carry a bloody stuffed bear around? I’m sorry but that poor boy!

I’m not being funny but I don’t know of any boys arrr Ralph’s age that would thank me for a bloody build a bear - she clueless - Also you wouldn’t get any of the boys in my family of similar ages wearing bright red polar express pjs and getting on the train with all the little ones either! They...

Did everyone see how mucky that velvetiser was! It needs a proper clean - god knows what it’s like inside - mucky mare! She’s also a bloody liar! I have one and the idea is your chocolate is made at the optimum melting point for chocolate! I can give it to the kids straight out of the pot...

Would anybody else even dream of dishing up mashed carrots and turnips with noodles? To me it’s just plain wrong! Is it a Liverpool thing?

My 3 take aways from todays se The bloody state of the eyes! All that money and she more wrinkles than a shar pei !! Step away from the river island cost you fool - it’s giving Brian Harvey! Don’t worry fatty boom boom - nobody is taking your steak off you ! ( harper not having steak...

Right mrs 5 soon to 19 Bellies - you need to stop this cos I swear you are finishing me off big time I actually spit coffee on the dog this time and she ain’t impressed🤣

Don’t set me off again with the Saville pic - I wet my knickers!

Urgh !!!! 🤣

My youngest was 5 when we took them and last year our grandkids were 3, 5, & 7 they loved it! For the best experience it’s just about catching your kids when they still truly believe - my eldest was 10 but she did the best job of pretending for her little sister. No joke even I came home both...

Oh me darling ! This is horrible- thank god you are on the mend! Sending ❤️

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It’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 that note really said … we know your fanny stinks because we can smell you through the screen. if these products don’t work we recommend drain fluid and Dyno Rod 🤣- please remember our products are for use on the average minges that are afforded basic hygiene. Our products...

Well she fed up DLP and even centre Parks cos she didn’t pre book stuff sooooo …. I took my kids when they were little and we went last year with the grandkids - believe me if you don’t book the right stuff you are screwed - all she will be doing is wandering round the gift shops! Can’t...

Definitely hit the slimming filter as well - she wore those bottoms on a live and looked twice the size on their cameras !

Off to Lapland is she - this time next year? 🤣🤣 it will be cheaper but she won’t see much snow the daft cow! Be prepared everyone for the 12 months countdown - god help us ! Hope shes still got all the ski wear she got for the ski cabin in centre Parks 🤣🤣 why wait till your kid is 10? She could...

Oh ffs! You just got me in trouble - I’m on a team meeting n scrolling off shot ! This has finished me off !!! The best yet!!!

Awwww on this occasion the universe did good and made a good thing happen for a good person and mamma - love this ♥️

Even if he dosnt pay for all her her s ( which I’m sure he does) there’s no way she would be able to throw the cash around like she does if she had a bloody mortgage and a car to finance. So no matter how she tries to sell it to the Huns she can not possibly say she is an independent single...

She has really sunk to an all time low this time - fine the wardrobes were fitted so she couldn’t clean behind them but what’s the excuse for the bloody drawers! They can be pulled out and cleaned ffs- she even painted up to them! As if you would show everyone!