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Urgh - I hadn’t noticed there was no sheet! That’s rank !

Great fun x glad you enjoyed yourself lovely x lucky husband x

Hope you had a great time x

Oh my good - di the company know people have clocked this ? Surely they can get into trouble!

I have a cupboard with matching nice ones that I use every day - there’s 12 so when the dishwasher is on I still have some to use and then I have my ugly mug cupboard with the hot choc ones , the kids ones, and the outdoor/ work ones - call me sad if you like - I get it so will not be offended...

That bedding ain’t been washed and my eyes sting every time I see the brown headboard and half mast fooking curtains!

Winter dyke 🤣🤣🤣🤣 where ya from ? Venus ?? 🤣

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See we can’t all be wrong - ya can stick your bloody maidens ! 🤣

I’m not odd - I did not do a 3 legged race in my garden at 2am - that would be odd! We did up the lane and through the grave yard! 🤣

Howling - least there’s sense in calling it a clothes horse - it’s got 4 legs ! I dunno if my clothes horse is even a female let alone unmarried or pale! 🤣🤣🤣

Odd balls the lot of you! It’s a bloody clothes horse and not up for debate! Like where’s maiden even fit? If you ain’t married ya stand in a corner with pants n socks hanging off your extremities! 🤣🤣🤯

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Exactly - I’d never heard of one! 🤣

Shout if you need help or an alibi x

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It will definitely be a pale one and I can’t wait to see the state of it this time next year - if the cats can s in the kitchen they definitely piss n crap on the sofa - especially when they are left for days on end while she swans off on a jolly!

All that fing money last year on the M&S Percy and bloody grinch s tho? Just to rot in the garage? At least take it to one of the kid’s residential homes or something ! She’s disgusting!

This is why you are smashing it my lovely x