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She would hate me with my £3.50 big bottle of sugar free vimto AND I’ve just sent my husband the shop for loads of chocolate. It’s ridiculous that this is the s that she sheds tears for. Never seen her cry for those kids once. She should be ordered into sterilisation- absolutely does not...

She would hate me with my £3.50 big bottle of sugar free vimto AND I’ve just sent my husband the shop for loads of chocolate. It’s ridiculous that this is the s that she sheds tears for. Never seen her cry for those kids once. She should be ordered into sterilisation- absolutely does not...

They’re not butts, love, it’s the unsmoked filter where she’s took the baccy out for a joint. I couldn’t care less if people want to have a joint, even her, but the lying and pretending you’re skint but have been making a joint - baffling. Starving but got a face full of chocolate. What’s she...

They’re not butts, love, it’s the unsmoked filter where she’s took the baccy out for a joint. I couldn’t care less if people want to have a joint, even her, but the lying and pretending you’re skint but have been making a joint - baffling. Starving but got a face full of chocolate. What’s she...

It’s the sitting there with the big light on, telly on the windowsill and not a blind in sight - imagine walking past and seeing that fing gormless bastard gawping at the telly in full view of the whole street. ‘I made a jail antenna’ no you never you fing dumbass - you put an aerial on a...

It’s the sitting there with the big light on, telly on the windowsill and not a blind in sight - imagine walking past and seeing that fing gormless bastard gawping at the telly in full view of the whole street. ‘I made a jail antenna’ no you never you fing dumbass - you put an aerial on a...

Few points… 1) That sofa is fing ugly and dated. 2) Is that THREE PIECES OF TOAST and a FULL TIN OF BEANS? Fat t. 3) The food in those kids lunchboxes is WAY TOO MUCH. She needs to teach herself portion control cos she will pass these habits onto the sprogs.

Few points… 1) That sofa is fing ugly and dated. 2) Is that THREE PIECES OF TOAST and a FULL TIN OF BEANS? Fat t. 3) The food in those kids lunchboxes is WAY TOO MUCH. She needs to teach herself portion control cos she will pass these habits onto the sprogs.

She’s still a basic fat t, but also now a racist basic fat t.

She’s still a basic fat t, but also now a racist basic fat t.

I hate that top lip, it’s like a widows peak.

I hate that top lip, it’s like a widows peak.

It’s so fin mad how she doesn’t have ANY self awareness. Like any normal human would go “I can’t put this on the gram look at the state of it” but no, she’s right on there looking like she’s slept in a fing hedgerow.

It’s so fin mad how she doesn’t have ANY self awareness. Like any normal human would go “I can’t put this on the gram look at the state of it” but no, she’s right on there looking like she’s slept in a fing hedgerow.

Someone call ASOS Lou needs a sponsorship - absolute MODEL.

Someone call ASOS Lou needs a sponsorship - absolute MODEL.

So much to unpack from the crackhead diaries today. Lou is not happy as she cleaned HER room and Steviiiin never praised her for it. She’s been on the rob in Asda and got a stitch mug, because, y’know, priorities. Stes kitchen floor looks like something from a fing Anderson shelter. Ste...

So much to unpack from the crackhead diaries today. Lou is not happy as she cleaned HER room and Steviiiin never praised her for it. She’s been on the rob in Asda and got a stitch mug, because, y’know, priorities. Stes kitchen floor looks like something from a fing Anderson shelter. Ste...

Have you got s in your eye? Do you think she’s sober?!

Have you got s in your eye? Do you think she’s sober?!