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  1. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    In one photo she actually looks like she's in deeper than toe dipping depth! so that's huge progress. I really hope that poor child has enjoyed this holiday, despite her miserable mother
  2. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Imagine what it smells like 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
  3. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She has been in the pool once for a photo op, as it's on her insta
  4. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Aimee! Did we guilt trip you into getting your lazy arse out of bed and taking your daughter to breakfast? Love that for us! Now do the same for the rest of week! Take a long hard look in a mirror this holiday, a real one, not a filtered phone one. Lay off the boozies, crisps and pastries. Take...
  5. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I keep my make up light and natural on holiday. Here are 7 tagged products 🙄🤣
  6. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Aimee pushing the smothing filters to the max so the huns buy the skin care and false promises! I can honestly say if I saw her promoting anything in my makeup bag I would bin it immediately
  7. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Aimee rewarding herself at the snack bar 🤣
  8. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I really can't understand the compulsion to buy stuff from the gift shop each day. Fair enough buy water if that isn't provided but the dream catcher, cuddly toys etc?! We've always bought pool toys on day 1 and given them away to other families on our last day. The last day is also when we buy...
  9. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    In fairness to steph she's tried to pick a holiday to suit both her children. Very different ages and needs. The accessible pool and all the waterfalls for max and the Waterpark and games area etc for lily. I bet she's pinching herself how Aimee is making her look like mother of the year...
  10. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She won't do any rides at the Waterpark she wouldn't even do the teacup ride at DLP. I'm glad steph is guilt tripping the lazy mare into doing stuff with her daughter. Wish Charlie had gone with them too as she would have made it fun for H. When misery, grandma gash-flash and h went back to the...
  11. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Even the most intellectually challenged of doberhuns must finally see aimless has all maternal instincts of Karen Matthew's and rose west. She's proved without doubt this holiday how she has no natural connection or warmth towards her daughter. Their interactions are awkward and staged and...
  12. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    After a day in the pool, at the beach, exploring..... surely the first thing you do is jump in the shower and wash your hair. The person that takes longest to get ready goes in the shower first. If aircon isn't great and blow drying and straightening are a chore, you take some curly hair, beach...
  13. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    I've never seen anyone look so miserable on holiday with their child! She's doing the absolute bare minimum with that poor kid and it's still too much effort for her! It took me a while to catch up as had a busy day filled with endless meetings - I would have loved nothing more than to be...
  14. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Sending you all lots of love and hugs. Hang on in there, your sister is coming for you 😢
  15. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    She has never had to parent that child and it shows. Their interactions are forced and uncomfortable, like complete strangers. She has no clue what she likes or dislikes as she is so wrapped up in her own selfish bubble. H has always been raised by Gregg the wallet and flash the gash granny...
  16. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    Have you seen Gigi's come try on wedding outfits with me? She defo flashes the gash 🤣
  17. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    That wasn't a panic attack c*nty chops, it was the sudden and shocking realisation that this week won't be about lie ins and coffees in bed, hours on the sunlounger reading a book, drinking the place dry and cooking that leathery skin without a care in the world....... oh no, for 1 whole week...
  18. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    What's more believable: * she had a panic attacked and just got on with it like she always does 🤔 * she's having a shower 🤔 Neither seem that plausible! Vav needs to give her a massive slap and tell her to grow the f up! She's struggling without having her mum there to tell her how wonderful...
  19. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    The Zara and h&m hauls were lovely, M's going to look really cute. Then you can just imagine steph and lily's faces as the lost property box scuffs pitch up with their filthy nails, unwashed hair and hideous outfits🤣
  20. Thissinglemama @thissinglemamaofficial

    We have a reporter on the ground! You will definitely, see, smell and hear her 🤣