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This account has me down I’m afraid! I bludgeoned my child to death because I was high on weed that I got from my French lover from Amsterdam. Hands up they got me good right there 🙌🏾

This account has me down I’m afraid! I bludgeoned my child to death because I was high on weed that I got from my French lover from Amsterdam. Hands up they got me good right there 🙌🏾

Dont I have my own thread for this?

Dont I have my own thread for this?

She’s not my lesbian fantasy but at least she’s funny and not cruel. I know who I’d rather be neighbours/fellow school run mum/acquaintances with 🤣🤣

She’s not my lesbian fantasy but at least she’s funny and not cruel. I know who I’d rather be neighbours/fellow school run mum/acquaintances with 🤣🤣

Oh you’re the twitter pic stealing culprit! Please tell me, how many pictures do you have in your gallery of this wonderful human being? If you have more than 0 please leave! 🤣🤣🤣 But honestly and earnestly please put a trigger on when you post her pictures 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 I sound like I’m being house...

Oh you’re the twitter pic stealing culprit! Please tell me, how many pictures do you have in your gallery of this wonderful human being? If you have more than 0 please leave! 🤣🤣🤣 But honestly and earnestly please put a trigger on when you post her pictures 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 I sound like I’m being house...

Who is she even talking about? My twitter is for current affairs and to see who’s died today; not to look at that scruff and have conversations about bloody bovril 🤣🤣 and if any of us had the inclination to want to see her yellow sticker beef sandwich we could just type her name into google like...

Who is she even talking about? My twitter is for current affairs and to see who’s died today; not to look at that scruff and have conversations about bloody bovril 🤣🤣 and if any of us had the inclination to want to see her yellow sticker beef sandwich we could just type her name into google like...

Best flounce so far 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best flounce so far 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I promise on my heart I only understood because I took some deep breaths and went through it a few times. Your lack of grammar is a you problem and shouldn’t be anybody else’s

I promise on my heart I only understood because I took some deep breaths and went through it a few times. Your lack of grammar is a you problem and shouldn’t be anybody else’s

Well in that case throw it in the bin alongside your English teacher 🤣🤣

Well in that case throw it in the bin alongside your English teacher 🤣🤣

Like do did your phone refuse the apostrophe in ‘you’re’ 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

Like do did your phone refuse the apostrophe in ‘you’re’ 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes this thread is like a David Attenborough documentary about predators and prey but instead of names like Ayllana and Swagtail the names involved are the likes of ‘just a tit in a window’, ‘banana bread’, ‘your mum’ ‘Lou’s pan of pasta’ 🤣🤣 obviously so many many more (so so many 👀🤣) but...

Sometimes this thread is like a David Attenborough documentary about predators and prey but instead of names like Ayllana and Swagtail the names involved are the likes of ‘just a tit in a window’, ‘banana bread’, ‘your mum’ ‘Lou’s pan of pasta’ 🤣🤣 obviously so many many more (so so many 👀🤣) but...