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I nipped the retail park after breakfast with Santa, it was carnage, was in Superdrug and a whole family were blocking the till area and I was like excuse me, excuse me and being ignored so shouted move 🤦‍♀️ and they did. Baffles me why they all go to pay but each to their own. Called in Asda...

Mine too 🤣

I need cover ups on my feet and I know it’s going to hurt. I also want a handheld bouquet of mine, my husband, mum and children’s birth flowers doing

I would rather shove a red hot poker up my arse than take a recommendation from owd shaimee shamoo and her infested scabby growler….

Woohoo 😍

Spill the tea 🤭

All 3 of mine have the one main present, then other bits and pieces. They all know that it’s quality over quantity. I don’t need to buy my kids s loads of presents to make up for being a s parent, as all my kids have the gift of love and no amount of money can buy that…

She’s actually put the questions on her IG she’s either brave, stupid or got one hell of a clapback planned 🤣🤣

Can’t upload the badoo dating app however hers my answers INTEREST & HOBBIES Shopping, getting pissed and palming of Mizarpa LOOKING FOR Dick to fill her herpes scabbed fanny Her next victim she can accuse of DV WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT Aimee me me me

No they are a size 12 🫢

As the saying goes you can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter 🤣

I’ve been out with the husband can’t see straight

Good point

Gibbos Grot Robins ruin

Tacky t Tainted t Tangled t Tasteless t Tattered t Tawdry t Tragic t

My hairdresser won’t touch your hair if it’s dirty it in her t&c when you do your booking

Deluded huns

I thought the same

All they have to do is wipe their feet on the way out of shaimees house

Has she forgotten to blend the concealer in her under eyes look terrible