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Okay thats impressive 👏

Sorry - would you like some too? That was rude of me not to offer everyone a bag of sweets.

Are you looking through my window?! That's a scarily accurate picture of my current situation. Right down to the cactus 🌵

I'll contact Sugabliss on your behalf for some free sweets. Drop me a comment with any allergies!

WOW. No words.

Excuse me, cockapoop is an excellent playwright. We call her Cockashakesperianpoop round these parts.

Alas I will have to be a stranger now. You've all outed me and my true form. And with the blood moon arising soon, I'll be in my fullest most Lukiest form and you'll all have to run and hide for your own safety lest I leak all your naughty secrets!

Well there we go then. The people have spoken. I'll be finding out all your personal information and sharing it on fyp news once cockapoo ammends the script!

I'm not panicking I'm just confused as to why I haven't been on her for a couple days and suddenly I'm Luke 😂😂😂 I will go and warn my husband that I am now Luke. Thanks guys you've caused a divorce, now he knows my true identity. I am actually Luke. When I am alone at 3pm i un zip my female...

I thought someone was trying to steal my rhymes. Phew. Although I now wish there was another because they could share the heat 😂😂😂

It's on his playlist of hits isn't it? Therefor it is Lukes hits?! What is the issue with me on here mannnnn 😂😂😂

FINE. Rip Celine. It isn't looking good for ya, off you pop.

I'm guessing nothing I say will make any difference 😂😂😂

WhoWhoWahoonwo? I do not. I plucked this name out of the vaults as I used to call my cat woowoo and I added the magoo cos...well...cos it rhymed. 🤷‍♀️😂

An abhorrent song. But if you want to sing Lukes hits you be my guest!

I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations 😭 anything i can do other than wishing unwell humans to die? I mean.. I'm absolutely not but okay 😂 I have no idea where this has even come from?!

I am deeply saddened by such wild accusations 😭 anything i can do other than wishing unwell humans to die?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 okay that was good. I really don't feel comfortable wishing anyone dead, and as much as I'm not a fan she's having a rough time of it is Celine and imagine I woke up tomorrow and BOOM she's actually died. I'd have to turn myself into the law for putting out bad juju to Celine Dion and...

I am not a fan of the woman. I much prefer something heavier and shouty.

How did you know what was in my private folders for bedtime? Has someone leaked my private information too?!