WIG LOCATED
It has been sighted outside Buckingham Palace next to a toy helicopter.
Officials believe that the assailant who is known by the moniker ‘Ricksta’ stole the wig during a late night Uber ride, and left a toy helicopter as a clue, although we don’t yet know what this means. It appears ‘Ricksta’ went sightseeing shortly after leaving the Uber. He was spotted at Big Ben, and later at the Palace, apparently hammering on the door and looking for ‘his bestie Andrew for a game of boules’
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