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R to @AliceCSaunders: Grab a standard onion bhaji recipe (I have one somewhere) and sub half to two thirds of the onion for coarsely grated carrot, and you’re good to go x



R to @bangandmousey: I knew I liked you 😍😍😍

 
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R to @robinbyron10: Oh mate. I hope it passes swiftly and you make a full and speedy recovery 🙏🏼

 
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R to @nerans1: I think my highest score on this front is 27 in one sitting, but I do like a challenge!

 
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R to @DeirdreMcWords: Fridge cold midnight roasties are a secret delicious pleasure of mine… if any actually make it to the fridge, that is!

 
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R to @bangandmousey: Ah yours did too, I spent most of the journey home wondering if I could pull off mermaid hair thanks to you 😂 🧜‍♀️

 
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R to @iamdebtaylor: Oh the carpet is dark grey (landlords choice!) but the light coming in through those reclaimed 70s curtains is utterly gorgeous, makes this bit of the house feel proper happy 😍

 
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Look who I found in the garden just now 🦋 I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fluffy flutterby before and I’m DELIGHTED

 
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R to @BootstrapCook: I think he’s a Marbled White but I’m gonna call him Butterfloof

 
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R to @judeinlondon2: Ah that may be one of the messages my son helpfully read for me while using my phone 🥹 I’ll go fish it out! Hope you’re ok lovely xx

 
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R to @artbyailbhe: I resisted the urge to give him a lil stroke because flutterbies are Not For Stroking 😝

 
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R to @artbyailbhe: Had to jam my hands in my pockets though, I’m a menace around floofs. Fond memories of spending a literal hour in the garden bit at B&Q with my friend Phil, delightedly stroking a load of pussy willow trees 🥹 SO enthusiastically that he bloody bought me one 😂

 
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R to @Penbrynhir: They’re fine, that look of love she’s giving in the photo was to him, perched a few stairs above. 😍

 
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R to @paulmasonnews: Putin didn’t trigger the cost of living crisis, Cameron and Osborne set that train in motion. This has been 12 years in the making Paul. Putins actions may have exacerbated it, but my god many of us have been warning about exactly this nightmare scenario for over a decade now.

 
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R to @Noviewsjustnews: Cameron and Osborne lit it. It may have taken a while to reach the moneyed media classes, but that fire has been raging for well over a decade now.

 
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R to @lydia_massiah: I can’t find him to ask him now sorry, maybe he’s a straggler

 
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Hi, I’m not coming back for a while but can you all do me a favour and report @bootstrap_cook who is inserting themselves into other peoples conversations pretending to be me? Thanks v much. There’s only one of me, thank goodness, and this is my one and only Twitter account. 🙃

 
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