‘I didn’t know I was pregnant and gave birth on my birthday whilst being held hostage by burglars’Probably gone into labour
Chat magazine would have a field day with that lol
Lou @Lifewithloux
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Chat magazine would have a field day with that lol
Lovely pic of her holding up baby Stevetta, whose been laying on the floor so she's covered in fag ash.
Stooop!
I need to log off. Your comments are far to entertaining for Wednesday afternoon 
'She claims to love Lou like a daughter and wants the best for her'.
I didn't know this bit?!
That makes her even more weird, especially when she's several thousand miles away.
There is no way Lou would be allowed in the US with her drugs problem and her record. Not a chance.
Shall we start taking bets as to why she was absent on her birthday ladies
1, she has had the new baby Jesus that she didn't know she was having as she has never had sex
2, she got beat up by 16 dwarfs with baseball bats bigger then them
3, Steven took her on her surprise trip to a new crack den where they spent 24 hours says they were in recovery
4, they have been arrested for wasting police time and found out there wasn't a burglary at all she just looks like a tramp
5, she got kidnapped but the bloke in the shop that fancies her
6. Someone brought her a cleaner to actually clean her mess up
7, she has lost ste and shouting his name through the streets again trying to find him as he hasn't gave her the right type of rock for her birthday
Any more ideas
1, she has had the new baby Jesus that she didn't know she was having as she has never had sex
2, she got beat up by 16 dwarfs with baseball bats bigger then them
3, Steven took her on her surprise trip to a new crack den where they spent 24 hours says they were in recovery
4, they have been arrested for wasting police time and found out there wasn't a burglary at all she just looks like a tramp
5, she got kidnapped but the bloke in the shop that fancies her
6. Someone brought her a cleaner to actually clean her mess up
7, she has lost ste and shouting his name through the streets again trying to find him as he hasn't gave her the right type of rock for her birthday
Any more ideas
Oh maybe her ankle has given out and she is flying round Redcar in the helicopter ambulance trying to find ste to sit with at the hospital
The murgerlers came round with a new kettle as a birthday present and they have been having a 24 hour tea party.
Of course
my bad. That never occurred to me. You know, because I'm not a guttersnipe and all that 
Had a few tins and was "out of it" with flu like symptoms 
sounds like she's mixed medication or something and it's had that effect.
She's had a crap birthday cos she didn't get many presents so the wishlist has been whipped out again. Mentioned she got something from her kids which in her s show of a life should be more than enough but not for our Lou, she needs that social media planner
sounds like she's mixed medication or something and it's had that effect. She's had a crap birthday cos she didn't get many presents so the wishlist has been whipped out again. Mentioned she got something from her kids which in her s show of a life should be more than enough but not for our Lou, she needs that social media planner
She couldn’t plan a bathHad a few tins and was "out of it" with flu like symptoms
She's had a crap birthday cos she didn't get many presents so the wishlist has been whipped out again. Mentioned she got something from her kids which in her s show of a life should be more than enough but not for our Lou, she needs that social media planner
So long story short she was doing a ste laid on his floor knocked out
So she treat herself to some tins and a bit of smack for her birthday 
alcohol mixed with all of the codeine 
Yeah, she would be refused entry.
Hardly any presents from her list Boo hoo, cry me a river. At last people are seeing through her 
Why does she sometimes make sucking noises when she finishes sentences?!. I think her bottom set are too far back in her mouth, unless it's her weird shaped mouth.
Boo hoo, cry me a river. At last people are seeing through her Why does she sometimes make sucking noises when she finishes sentences?!. I think her bottom set are too far back in her mouth, unless it's her weird shaped mouth.
Don’t worry though, even though she was that out of it that Steella was debating calling her favourite air ambulance out, she still managed to ‘keep her food up’. 
I’m interested to see how long after her burfday she continues to still ask for burfday presents on her wish list. She might start on her Christmas list next
I can’t with her today. One last push at the wish list and then has the audacity to mention ‘or Amazon vouchers to choose what I’d like’
Lou you thick do- it’s a wish list. Compiled with all the things you’ve already chose that you’d like.
My 5 year old has more common sense than your scabbie bastard toe!! do sake!
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