Lou @Lifewithloux

[Deleted member 631]

So what have we learned from Ste today?

He has hit Lou in the past, when she also hit him.
He wasn’t just caught with a knife he was also caught with pills he took from Lou’s house.
He wouldn’t trust Lou alone with Alfie if she was granted full access today.
🩼He does think she exaggerates her illnesses/pain but doesn’t think she can visit him at his house because she will fall over and hurt herself.
He would be mortified if his son turned out to be gay.
He think his and Lou’s relationship is normal, no one is perfect.
The biggest thing he’s stolen was £400 worth of meat from Morrisons or £800 worth of deodorant from boots.
He thinks Lou was sober during pregnancy cos she fed him off and they only got back together after Alfie was taken away.
He was in prison when Alfie was born.
He’s quite looking forward to getting back into the gym when he goes back to prison.
He hasn’t done anything to her neighbours.. YET.
He would be gutted if he found out she was pregnant and is making sure she won’t get pregnant, they essentially don’t have sex.
His is morally against eating ass.

Anything I missed?

ETA

he used to smoke £1000 a day of the heavy stuff (thanks Ste the carpet fitter)

Jesus christ

 

[Deleted member 631]

Have you seen Lous insta?

 

[Deleted member 631]

Swanky on the side I'm assuming cheating?

 

[DWP_Sanction_office]

 

[Lous Alexa]

Swanky on the side I'm assuming cheating?

I’m guessing it’s because majority of people in his lives have been saying how Lou constantly slags him off and makes out he isn’t a very nice person

 

[VaLady]

I’m guessing it’s because majority of people in his lives have been saying how Lou constantly slags him off and makes out he isn’t a very nice person

Has someone told him about her getting Bens number that time? Lol

 

[DWP_Sanction_office]

Also she’s live on insta again

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

So what have we learned from Ste today?

He has hit Lou in the past, when she also hit him.
He wasn’t just caught with a knife he was also caught with pills he took from Lou’s house.
He wouldn’t trust Lou alone with Alfie if she was granted full access today.
🩼He does think she exaggerates her illnesses/pain but doesn’t think she can visit him at his house because she will fall over and hurt herself.
He would be mortified if his son turned out to be gay.
He think his and Lou’s relationship is normal, no one is perfect.
The biggest thing he’s stolen was £400 worth of meat from Morrisons or £800 worth of deodorant from boots.
He thinks Lou was sober during pregnancy cos she fed him off and they only got back together after Alfie was taken away.
He was in prison when Alfie was born.
He’s quite looking forward to getting back into the gym when he goes back to prison.
He hasn’t done anything to her neighbours.. YET.
He would be gutted if he found out she was pregnant and is making sure she won’t get pregnant, they essentially don’t have sex.
His is morally against eating ass.

Anything I missed?

ETA

he used to smoke £1000 a day of the heavy stuff (thanks Ste the carpet fitter)

This is the best thing I think I have ever put my eyes on

 

[greentrousers]

In addition to the things we've learnt about Ste today. His dream job is a rapper but he needs a dictionary to learn some long words first

 

[Birdie]

Has someone told him about her getting Bens number that time? Lol

Yeah. That’s when Ste was on about beating up someone for stealing from him. He nearly stabbed the guy he thought it was in his sleep but missed. Then he went in another room (?) and found the person that did do it

 

[greentrousers]

Oh they're in the gym. Will they get kicked out before Lou remembers she has chronic pain? That's the question

 

[Lou’sbusinessplan]

Ive watched for about two minutes, and lost track of the number of times I’ve heard “I want”.

Maybe my tolerance is low today because I’ve got actual real life s happening but Ive never wanted to smack someone so bad. She’s a self absorbed b

 

[LOU'S PIP PUSSY 🐈]

Junkies @ the jim.

This is amazing

 

[Ste’s Stinging Balls 💦]

LOVE me a strong man

 

[Ohdoris]

I’ve won him.

She has literally fried the few braincells that she had.

 

[Fatbergs left nipple]

Wasn't it only last week she was crying because she didn't have her crutch, and now she's doing her version of speedwalking on a treadmill

 

[Deleted member 631]

That's hilarious

 

[Lou’sbusinessplan]

Ow. My knee (after reading comments)
fing speed walking without a care in the world.

 

[Birdie]

she read the comments and then decided her knee hurt

 

[Pearl clutcher]

So what have we learned from Ste today?

He has hit Lou in the past, when she also hit him.
He wasn’t just caught with a knife he was also caught with pills he took from Lou’s house.
He wouldn’t trust Lou alone with Alfie if she was granted full access today.
🩼He does think she exaggerates her illnesses/pain but doesn’t think she can visit him at his house because she will fall over and hurt herself.
He would be mortified if his son turned out to be gay.
He think his and Lou’s relationship is normal, no one is perfect.
The biggest thing he’s stolen was £400 worth of meat from Morrisons or £800 worth of deodorant from boots.
He thinks Lou was sober during pregnancy cos she fed him off and they only got back together after Alfie was taken away.
He was in prison when Alfie was born.
He’s quite looking forward to getting back into the gym when he goes back to prison.
He hasn’t done anything to her neighbours.. YET.
He would be gutted if he found out she was pregnant and is making sure she won’t get pregnant, they essentially don’t have sex.
His is morally against eating ass.

Anything I missed?

ETA

he used to smoke £1000 a day of the heavy stuff (thanks Ste the carpet fitter)

These pills he took from Lou, oh dear, they'll be ones she's bought won't they, 100% no Dr has prescribed them. I'm guessing someone will tell her support worker.
Re his housing benefit, I think they pay it for 6 months so amazingly he can indeed vote out of prison into his free home. Unless being in prison breaks his scheme rules.