Lou @Lifewithloux

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

She didn’t sound shocked that we had told him about the graveyard anal

 

[Pearl clutcher]

She didn’t sound shocked that we had told him about the graveyard anal

I'll be very disappointed if someone's account isn't called graveyard anal by tonight. Can't imagine casually sharing the stuff they do, amazing.

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

I'll be very disappointed if someone's account isn't called graveyard anal by tonight. Can't imagine casually sharing the stuff they do, amazing.

He was like an open book on that live wasn’t he.

I never needed to hear that he can only stay hard for 3 seconds or that he ploughed Lou so hard she couldn’t walk straight for days (pre methadone)

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Creamy Evian & a bag of green for you

Already got the bag of green but I'll swap the Evian for Monster

 

[Pearl clutcher]

He was like an open book on that live wasn’t he.

I never needed to hear that he can only stay hard for 3 seconds or that he ploughed Lou so hard she couldn’t walk straight for days (pre methadone)

Either he didn't slip in, he shoved it in, or he didn't shag her so hard she couldn't walk. It doesn't make sense, like most of their stories.

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Wonder if she tried claiming pip for the accidental butt fing

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Trying on my new name

 

[Stes glamdad]

To be fair lou does a few steps and needs a lie down. A shag would likely out her out for days on end

 

[Mashed tuna pasta]

Bet Miss Marvels glad she sent Lou £20 towards food shopping, she's obviously used her own money on weed cuz she'd got a spliff on Stes live

 

[Bag handle bracelet]

Jesus Christ on a bike & Mary in the basket


If anyone “slips” into anyone’s bum hole then serious questions need to be asked about the bum hole !!

Leave me out of this!

 

[Lou’s Gaping Anus]

Decided to change my name!

 

[A Doyle Graveyard Monitor]

Just wanted to share my news... I've been promoted!!

 

[A Doyle Graveyard Monitor]

Decided to change my name!

Wtf

 

[Call me Karen]

Just returned from my therapy session after Ste announced he broke Lou after a shag sesh. I'm not OK.

 

[Anges’ flange!]

Just returned from my therapy session after Ste announced he broke Lou after a shag sesh. I'm not OK.

How could u not love a good ride with this

 

[Stes glamdad]

Rumours has it she bashed her eye on old Doris who died 1881 RIP

 

[Anges’ flange!]

Rumours has it she bashed her eye on old Doris who died 1881 RIP

Lmfaoooo

 

[Pearl clutcher]

Thinking practically here, he could chuck a plate of pasta straight onto her bed, do her up the bum while she's got her head in it like a pig. Time and motion. Give her more time to tidy up and organise. Hahahaha feel ill.

 

[RIP chip butty]

You guys are hilarious

I predict that the terrible two will be scrapping by tonight

 

[Lou’s chip buttie]

It’s my birthday today and I’d really love for them to provide the entertainment

Happy birthday it’s mine today too would be great eh lol