Lou @Lifewithloux

[It’s all the drama Mick]

Have you thought about getting hooked on crack and shacking up with Ste? Free house, and don't have to worry about the baby...

(Kidding obviously. I hope your little one gets through it all okay and the taxman doesn't take too much from you)

Never given it a thought but you might be onto something

Pros






























Would save me from an XL Bully




































































Cons



Smelly junkie

Thick as s

Smelly junkie

Petty Criminal

Smelly junkie

Jobless Bum

Smelly junkie

Sleeps with prostitutes

Smelly junkie

Slept with Lou

Smelly Junkie

Wears Fake North Face tracksuits

Smelly junkie

Chose drugs over a baby

Smelly junkie

Shags men in prison (he’s not gay)

Smelly junkie

Racist and homophobic

Smelly junkie

s rapper

Smelly junkie

Scrounger

Smelly Junkie

Thief

Smelly junkie


It’s a tough one girls!

 

[ste lightyear]

The story about the prostitute is there isn't one
This is what we've been told
Lou and ste planned to say to the court that the reason ste was carrying drugs and a weapon was cos a prostitute said if he did not she'd show lou proof they d slept together so he did it out of fear .
Lou knew he didn't sleep with one and that ot was all made up for alibi .Lou was off her face again yesterday and don't think ste hasn't been there. Ste was spottedheading that way
Yesterday.

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

The story about the prostitute is there isn't one
This is what we've been told
Lou and ste planned to say to the court that the reason ste was carrying drugs and a weapon was cos a prostitute said if he did not she'd show lou proof they d slept together so he did it out of fear .
Lou knew he didn't sleep with one and that ot was all made up for alibi .Lou was off her face again yesterday and don't think ste hasn't been there. Ste was spottedheading that way
Yesterday.

They really are a pair of idiots, aren't they?

 

[OnlouFans]

i'm not going to lie, i'd love to see a picture of lou in the wild haha

 

[greentrousers]

he'll cook for you too. Heroin, pasta - you choose

I definitely read this as just "heroin pasta" and wondered what recipe I'd missed

 

[OnlouFans]

I definitely read this as just "heroin pasta" and wondered what recipe I'd missed

Crackbonara.

 

[Whoarewelou???]

Spaghetti pregabonaise

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

Smackaroni and cheese (Ste's specialty, of course)

 

[I live for Fridays.]

All bullshit. If you lost feeling in any part of your body, you'd be hightailing it to the doctors/A&E, and quite rightly so. Instead, she's festering in her pit. Usually she can't keep away from the doctors

I know but she said her support workers rang the drs about the codine, so that’s why she’ll not ring them if there not handing out the goods

 

[itchtits]

What does Ste need an alibi for? I’ve been so mad busy this week I’ve not managed to keep up with this weeks Shameless: The Teeside Years

 

[Whoarewelou???]

The story about the prostitute is there isn't one
This is what we've been told
Lou and ste planned to say to the court that the reason ste was carrying drugs and a weapon was cos a prostitute said if he did not she'd show lou proof they d slept together so he did it out of fear .
Lou knew he didn't sleep with one and that ot was all made up for alibi .Lou was off her face again yesterday and don't think ste hasn't been there. Ste was spottedheading that way
Yesterday.

Ste don’t do anything out of fear!!!

why would a prostitute need him to carry a weapon and tablets for

none of,it makes,sense

 

[KK the walking STI]

What does Ste need an alibi for? I’ve been so mad busy this week I’ve not managed to keep up with this weeks Shameless: The Teeside Years

For him carrying drugs on him, you need to stop your life and catch up

 

[itchtits]

For him carrying drugs on him, you need to stop your life and catch up

So the police stopped him and searched him and he needs an alibi?? What is he gonna say it was his fing double drug addled twin they stopped? Methinks Ste doesn’t understand what an alibi is

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

So the police stopped him and searched him and he needs an alibi?? What is he gonna say it was his fing double drug addled twin they stopped? Methinks Ste doesn’t understand what an alibi is

I think what he's looking for is a Perfectly Valid Reason, and his first thought was "oh, a prostitute blackmailed me" because that's totally going to garner sympathy from the judge

 

[greentrousers]

Smackaroni and cheese (Ste's specialty, of course)

Lousagne

 

[IggyWiggy]

The story about the prostitute is there isn't one
This is what we've been told
Lou and ste planned to say to the court that the reason ste was carrying drugs and a weapon was cos a prostitute said if he did not she'd show lou proof they d slept together so he did it out of fear .
Lou knew he didn't sleep with one and that ot was all made up for alibi .Lou was off her face again yesterday and don't think ste hasn't been there. Ste was spottedheading that way
Yesterday.

We need in the wild pics from now on to believe you please x

 

[Birdie]

surely Ste would need a rice dish too?

Dirty rice


You trolls are much better with the puns than me

 

[The Sheriff of Beggingham]

surely Ste would need a rice dish too?

Dirty rice


You trolls are much better with the puns than me

Jizzotto

 

[IggyWiggy]

surely Ste would need a rice dish too?

Dirty rice


You trolls are much better with the puns than me

Phlegm fried rice

 

[Whoarewelou???]

Phlegm fried rice

Omg that one is too far