Lou @Lifewithloux

[MyName’sLaura]

So what’s the prediction…

Come on tomorrow say she slept on the street with ste to support her sexy tiger king

Or come on tomorrow crying that she’s been up all night at her house worrying about ste as he is still missing

Suggestions welcome, gold star whoever gets it right

 

[Illiterate Lou]

So what’s the prediction…

Come on tomorrow say she slept on the street with ste to support her sexy tiger king

Or come on tomorrow crying that she’s been up all night at her house worrying about ste as he is still missing

Suggestions welcome, gold star whoever gets it right

There's definitely going to be tears

 

[Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too]

What the do did I miss? Is this what you were talking about earlier, about a supposed dog attack? Sorry for the graphics

It’s not a dog bite

 

[KK’s Personalities]

Why was she shouting him like that tomorrow is going to be a rollercoaster!

 

[Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too]

So what’s the prediction…

Come on tomorrow say she slept on the street with ste to support her sexy tiger king

Or come on tomorrow crying that she’s been up all night at her house worrying about ste as he is still missing

Suggestions welcome, gold star whoever gets it right

Ste is still missing and someone broke into her house and took everything she owns.
She’s in recovery but will only mention it 50 times as she’s trying to cut down.
She hasn’t mentioned her wish list today so she has some begging to catch up on.
She’ll be hungry and craving choccy
She’ll be having a bed day as she can’t face the world but will appear in the next story going to the chemist to get whatever medication she managed to talk her gp into giving her.
She 100000% won’t mention her kids

 

[Stegabalin]

It’s not a dog bite

They're defensive wounds... someone's knifed him most likely over drugs or drug money. But did they try and pan this off saying it was a dog attack?

 

[Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too]

I wonder if she’s given her GP her wish list as they seem to be equally as gullible as the people who are still gifting her stuff.

 

[Life_of_Lou_Skaghead_too]

Ste is still missing and someone broke into her house and took everything she owns.
She’s in recovery but will only mention it 50 times as she’s trying to cut down.
She hasn’t mentioned her wish list today so she has some begging to catch up on.
She’ll be hungry and craving choccy
She’ll be having a bed day as she can’t face the world but will appear in the next story going to the chemist to get whatever medication she managed to talk her gp into giving her.
She 100000% won’t mention her kids

I forgot to add she will tell us her ankle starts to play up 15 mins into the walk ( how does her ankle know how to start playing silly buggers after 15min?) but her walk won’t slow nor will she be limping

 

[Lou’s Bong-alow]

I wonder if she’s given her GP her wish list as they seem to be equally as gullible as the people who are still gifting her stuff.

Yh I was wondering if she told her crack quack about her ankle.

 

[LousSpeechImpediMETH]

Are we expected to believe that a savage dog was trying to “kill” Lou and rip her throat out but Saviour Ste got a single incision wound to his forearm?

Was this dog Nanny McPhee?

Ferocious dog attacks do not leave one or two clean incision wounds/scars. It’s impossible; they have an entire mandible and maxilla’s worth of teeth!! He would have a clear “bite mark” full set of teeth wound/scar on his scrawny little arm.

 

[Call me Karen]

Funniest bit was this massive warning... dont view around kids, don't look if squeamish, be careful it's very bad, worst attack you'll ever see. I've seen worse on the TV after a piss up in the Rovers.

 

[Call me Karen]

Also... I'm relation to my last post.... who the do is listening to her stories around kids? She says it all the time. She judging everyone by her own standards. No normal parent in their right mind would play her stories in ear shot of any child.

 

[ste lightyear]

What the do did I miss? Is this what you were talking about earlier, about a supposed dog attack? Sorry for the graphics

Lou lou wasn't gifted any choc choc bless her, so she feasted on Ste as if he was galaxy caramel.

 

[Ks & covered foot]

And here I present you with sexy Stev!

 

[mad cat lady]

Should we send a local person out to shout "lou" and "Ste" up and down the streets? Or fill in a missing person's form, what will the amazon man do with all her bits and bobs

Honestly she is so predictable it will be my guess

Ste has left her took the laptop and tablet and all her bits and bobs because she is in recovery! Now she has lost him and every bit and bobs she will relapse and blame ste,

Do we think he had a positive urine test and that's why he was "a naughty boy" her words, it could of been positive for weed or herion as she only mentioned that after the "recovery" centre wouldn't section her

 

[mad cat lady]

Or another one could she of gone into labour with the new Jesus, she will be telling us she is Mary and doesn't understand where the baby has come from

How far gone do you think she is? I never showed with mine till 30 weeks, but she seems very round, I haven't followed her long enough to know about the previous pregnancys

 

[Lou’s missing battenberg]

And here I present you with sexy Stev!

Earthworm Ste,
We Think He's Mighty Fine
Earthworm Ste,
A Hero For All Time

 

[The Birthday Burgeler]

And here I present you with sexy Stev!

He looks like an actual sperm.

 

[Oreo]

I can't believe she told Instagram she went for a poo
Calling Steeeeee in the streets lol she's off her rocker. Wonder what the neighbours were thinking?
Why couldn't he stay one night in the house he's been in for months? He must've broke rules!
Also are they allowed to smoke in the house? I'm a renter and every house I've lived in has had strict no smoking rules in the tenancy agreement. I know they are not renting as such.

 

[In recovery my arse]

Gutted to have woken up to no stories