Swear I'm getting whiplash running between the two threads
. My man has to come off night-shift soon to keep me entertained but this is classic gold. Said over in Aimless's thread that in her DUD, the first thing that that banger said was she was looking forward to the sangria and then goes "Oh and of course making memories with my child", as a wee afterthought. Swear she'd suck sangria oot a pishy cloth if she could.
Cannot wait for her getting bladdered every night to the rage of big Beefy.,having to put her to bed.
I'll give it three days max till one of them switches hotels
Poor people sharing their hotel. They're gonna need eye bleach and ear defenders. Would be like a week at Craig Tara trapped next door to the mental Chav family.