Delusive angie @delusive_angie10

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Stick a bloody pin in it and squeeze the s out of it. That’ll do it
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May 16, 2024
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I saw a tiktok of a woman getting her partner to whack her ganglion cyst with a book the other day so maybe someone could go at it with the Argos catalogue
Bullshit. Have you seen the size of the Argos catalogue these days? She needs one of those encyclopaedia of Britannica from a car boot to whack that f.
 

Nolan 🎵

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When I was younger I had a little growth on my finger, it was sore so Mum took me to the GP, must have been 6/7 at the time, he looked at it and said that's coming off today (that's when GP's still performed minor things and didn't have to wait a year to see a Consultant than another year for the operation)

I was sting myself, I watched him stick the needle in to numb my finger and watched as he sliced (they kept telling me not to look, I was a kid and wanted to see it 😂 ) few butterfly stitches and jobs a gooden. He was an awesome GP, actually only retired a few years ago but I never forgave him for it, and the only reason I never forgave him was because he gave me a little bag of DOLLY fING MIXTURES for being brave. We still laughed and joked about it for years and once he gave me a little bag of cola bottles as a gesture (that was YEARS later!)