A fleshlight I actually can’t believe this is what my life’s came too, don’t know if I should laugh or cry hahahaha. I don’t wank myself off never mind do a fleshlight, seriously masturbation just cements the fact I’m really not where I want to be in life so I don’t ever do it, if she can’t orgasm with me why should I kind of thing lol (would just be selfish) Thanks for the advice from everyone thoughCreating a whole arse account just to say that? The people/personalities that keep popping up just to say vile s really must have less brain cells than Lou to think they’re doing a thing
@Mingingfingers you've made it this far, don’t pussy out now! And about you’re too old for this or that, do off! Firstly, you don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy, seeing as the one you’re in now makes you feel like this forget them forever, buy a fleshlight for the time being and go travel (not necessarily a different country, take a bud ride to somewhere new), read books, enjoy your children - you literally only have one life, you don’t know what’s on the other side so enjoy this side until the universe decides differently. My inbox is always open for messages or voicenotes etc. but you’re not alone feeling this way and it definitely will get better!!!!
She's going to be with dim wit dan rest of life, as no normal man would touch thatJust here to remind everyone why all our men want to shag her and why we are all so jealous she looks like she belongs on the undatables
I’d actually repeatedly blow my load into the fleshlight then headbutt a fast moving bus rather than do that thingJust here to remind everyone why all our men want to shag her and why we are all so jealous she looks like she belongs on the undatables
Look at the size of her ankles!!!!!! WtafJust here to remind everyone why all our men want to shag her and why we are all so jealous she looks like she belongs on the undatables
Why is she so incapable of having a social interaction that doesn’t end in her slagging someone off?She must be bored starting fights
She must be bored starting fights
On a serious note... this looks like deformity.Just here to remind everyone why all our men want to shag her and why we are all so jealous she looks like she belongs on the undatables
Why is it Dan's phone she uses and not her own....aw yes that's because she's a cowardly s ,bet she wouldn't say this to their faces, we all seen the takeaway clipWhy is she so incapable of having a social interaction that doesn’t end in her slagging someone off?
Why is she such a t?
I blame that one measly, defective sperm for her existence! Why wasn’t it just spaffed up her mum’s leg instead?
Imagine you have to pretend someone wants to marry you pahahahahahahahahahaStill got the fake wedding rings on