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LATEST UPDATE: Diplomatic Crisis Erupts Amid General Election
London, June 3, 2024
In an unprecedented turn of events, the General Election has been overshadowed by a major diplomatic incident, causing chaos at the highest levels of government. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Opposition Leader Sir Keir Starmer have jointly chaired an emergency COBRA meeting at the UK Cabinet Office in Westminster to address the escalating situation.
The crisis began when it was reported on the social media platform Clapper that King Charles had summoned the Canadian Ambassador to discuss cutting diplomatic ties with Canada. This drastic measure comes after an extradition order against the famous TikTok personality 'CanadianAngie' was denied. In a scenario reminiscent of the Julian Assange saga, it is anticipated that if CanadianAngie visits her mentor, known as EvilQueenTheBakedBean, she will be forced to seek refuge at a sympathetic embassy to avoid imprisonment.
King Charles, along with Sir Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak, are believed to be continuing their urgent crisis talks as this report is being published. The incident has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, further complicating an already tumultuous election period.
As the situation develops, all eyes are on Westminster to see how the UK government will navigate this diplomatic quagmire. Stay tuned for further updates on this breaking story.
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