He was probably that one obscure friend we all have that checked in on an earthquake in fing Brazil from his sty bedsit in BoltonWonder if he checks in on Facebook every time he goes to hospital just so he gets the “inbox me hun x” comments
He was probably that one obscure friend we all have that checked in on an earthquake in fing Brazil from his sty bedsit in BoltonWonder if he checks in on Facebook every time he goes to hospital just so he gets the “inbox me hun x” comments
And fhe RNLI ? Key player
Oh god, I was hoping for the sake of my bladder you didn’t pop up
Clearly a doctored image (get it?), he’s not attached to an omeprazole drip
yeah i was gonna say he needs his omeprazole chemo, and an ICU sign!Clearly a doctored image (get it?), he’s not attached to an omeprazole drip
Oh don't you go calling any air ambulances Misses for either of you well you can have one today but not tomorrow!!! I have a plane to catch and I don't want my plane being delayed because of him and his games
My lovely friend, did I not mention he will be on the plane? He is on the run you will recognise him easily, he will have a scratch on his stomach, his eyes will be squinting with his hand scratching his head and he’ll be walking up and down the plane saying ‘never in my life have I been so ill, doctors didn’t think I would make it’.Oh don't you go calling any air ambulances Misses for either of you well you can have one today but not tomorrow!!! I have a plane to catch and I don't want my plane being delayed because of him and his games
whack a hand on his head to scratch it and it’s perfect
The road sign
I'll recognise him straight away he will be the one with the hospital gown on and the TED stockings wriggling his toes! He will be saying to everyone how amazingly strong he is as his had to do this alone and has been trolled throughout . I'll be ready though with a unit of blood just in case he has a bleed and needs emergency surgery during the flight.My lovely friend, did I not mention he will be on the plane? He is on the run you will recognise him easily, he will have a scratch on his stomach, his eyes will be squinting with his hand scratching his head and he’ll be walking up and down the plane saying ‘never in my life have I been so ill, doctors didn’t think I would make it’.
Don’t buy him a wine though, he turns nasty with drink. Soft drinks only. Be careful though, the plane may have to divert to drop him off for his life saving surgery if he burps after his coca cola
The ward got decorated whilst he was in there too it was lime green at the endSo he’s filming other patients. Making a point of filming the iv screens. Looks like he’s stood over them. fing prick
I just can't the worst is its true in so many videos. He's like Doctor who and the tardis, goes in Preston Royal and comes out at Salford whilst walking the corridors of ChristiesThe ward got decorated whilst he was in there too it was lime green at the end
Oh James when will you learn not to use recycled pictures or if you are going to use them don't use ones with dates on.The caption , and the date on the hand