He was probably that one obscure friend we all have that checked in on an earthquake in fing Brazil from his sty bedsit in Bolton
James Horton Kofoed. Is he for real as nothing adds up?
On it
And fhe RNLI ? Key player
Oh god, I was hoping for the sake of my bladder you didn’t pop upWaiting for the next thing I can put on his montage.....
Clearly a doctored image (get it?), he’s not attached to an omeprazole drip
His fat head at the top of Blackpool Tower genius
genius
yeah i was gonna say he needs his omeprazole chemo, and an ICU sign!Clearly a doctored image (get it?), he’s not attached to an omeprazole drip
Oh don't you go calling any air ambulances Misses for either of you well you can have one today but not tomorrow!!! I have a plane to catch and I don't want my plane being delayed because of him and his gamesGo on admit it….you want meI’ll even pick you up for a date in my helicopter
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My lovely friend, did I not mention he will be on the plane? He is on the runOh don't you go calling any air ambulances Misses for either of you well you can have one today but not tomorrow!!! I have a plane to catch and I don't want my plane being delayed because of him and his games
you will recognise him easily, he will have a scratch on his stomach, his eyes will be squinting with his hand scratching his head and he’ll be walking up and down the plane saying ‘never in my life have I been so ill, doctors didn’t think I would make it’.Don’t buy him a wine though, he turns nasty with drink. Soft drinks only. Be careful though, the plane may have to divert to drop him off for his life saving surgery if he burps after his coca cola
whack a hand on his head to scratch it and it’s perfectEdition 3.0
I'll recognise him straight away he will be the one with the hospital gown on and the TED stockings wriggling his toes! He will be saying to everyone how amazingly strong he is as his had to do this alone and has been trolled throughoutMy lovely friend, did I not mention he will be on the plane? He is on the run
Don’t buy him a wine though, he turns nasty with drink. Soft drinks only. Be careful though, the plane may have to divert to drop him off for his life saving surgery if he burps after his coca cola
. I'll be ready though with a unit of blood just in case he has a bleed and needs emergency surgery during the flight.The ward got decorated whilst he was in there too
it was lime green at the end
I just can'tThe ward got decorated whilst he was in there too
the worst is its true in so many videos. He's like Doctor who and the tardis, goes in Preston Royal and comes out at Salford whilst walking the corridors of Christies 
Oh James when will you learn not to use recycled pictures or if you are going to use them don't use ones with dates on.The caption , and the date on the hand
On that same montage. Look at the white board clearly says 9th April.The caption , and the date on the hand
