Oh you’re not in this afternoon Jimmy Riddle again? Are you in a Travelodge again? Thats another trick of yours isn’t it when you are hiding. Or have you gone abroad to get those major lung tumour removal and life threatening bowel op scars wet in the swimming pool, in between your non existent chemo sessions of course.
When you coming back? Running for a week won’t make it all go away. Fraud is taken very seriously and so is forging and falsifying official documents. Benefit fraud too isn’t too popular either with the authorities. All of who are waiting to chat with you.
Half of your estate are on to you, you should see the messages going around. Seems you are not a nice oerson at all are you? You like to bully people especially females. One even saw you shouting abuse at another as they walked down the road. How very brave of you. You are even legally banned from having any contact with another. Police on speed dial for you but even they are not fans of you are they?
How is the dream house purchase going? I heard it fell through. That’s because it never began. Bankrupt but think you can get a mortgage
but that was just another of your million lies, like your Range Rover! Be realistic, you have nothing, you never will. You don’t even have a moral so fook knows where you think you have just bought your dream house
and let’s be honest we know that the fake photo you put up wasn’t your dream home, your dream home is ICU in Manchester Royal Infirmary, that’s where you would love to spend your life. Dream on Pinocchio.