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Lou @Lifewithloux
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Lou leaving her vibrator on the bathroom windowsill on her latest stories 
So LCWRA is Ā£390.06/mo, UC is Ā£368.74, Housing benefit is Ā£345.20. I'm probably missing something. Add in 6p worth of tiktok roses.Always watching.
Ste pleading poverty again. I would love the pair of scroungers to list what they actually spent money on in a month. Maybe I wouldn't though thinking about it, I'd be fuming
Who uses their vibrator as an ornament 
Lou said he gets high rate pip too.
So add in 101.75 * 4, and that gives us Ā£1511 over a 4 week period. I'd expect that to be pushing up against the benefit cap, but idk - it's been a long time since i've had to deal with the DWP's bullshit. Still can rattle off my NI number from signing on though.
EDIT: I doubt he gets the mobility component, but if he's blagged that, add an extra Ā£284.
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Least she has potentially washed the vibrator 
I donāt think PIP is taken into account when it comes to the benefit cap. I could be wrong though.
My.imperfect.perfect.family is run by a woman who absolutely knows how to work the system to her benefit.
Taking her sons additional needs out of the equation, if her fibro flares were as bad and frequent as she says they are there is no way they would be at the cinema every 5 minutes. She also wouldnāt be able to sit up and do those god awful diamond art pictures for hours.
I hope she declares her tarot card reading sessions to the DWP/HMRC.
In other newsā¦Iām still waiting to go for surgery because an emergency came in just before I was due to be taken. The first post-op brew is going to be amazing seeing as though Iāve been nil by mouth since midnight!
Hey!!!!! Leave the diamond paintings alone. They keep me sane some evenings and prevent a murder
hope the surgery goes really well for you and you get your cuppa soon x
Just caught up on the last few days and the many posts from Monday night.
All I can say is, well that escalated quickly
. I need a lie down now
All I can say is, well that escalated quickly
. I need a lie down now
Maybe my view on them is biased because they stress me out and I donāt have the patience for fiddly thingsHey!!!!! Leave the diamond paintings alone. They keep me sane some evenings and prevent a murder
50 minutes ago (not that Iām clock watching or anything) I was told I was being collected āsoonā so it will probably be another 10 hours before I get my brew
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In Steās live earlier, why were people still asking about him injecting her? They are never gonna give the full story on it. And I would love to know what twist she has put on the whole ārevenge pornā issue because he was adamant it was sexual harrasment
Did anyone else clock on to when he said that he saws messages from Ryan where he was coming onto Lou?
Bet she gave it a quick wipe over wiff va cloff she uses to clean and wash up with.
Note Herbal essences shampoo and conditioner, bet those came from the food bank, otherwise surely she'd be getting the cheapo versions from lidl.
Does she need someone to wipe her arse as well?this line really tickled me
Itās not hard as an adult to plan a productive day when you have nothing but free time
Just out of interest how do you know she plays the system? Do you have any proof that she doesn't declare tarot reads to DWP/HMRC?
Just asking as that's a very serious thing to say about somebody...as it is a criminal offence that could land somebody in prison. And if found not true it could constitute libel...
Tbf she said āI hope she declares her tarot card reading sessions to the DWP/HMRC.ā Where has she accused of her?
" I hope she declares her tarot card reading sessions to the DWP/HMRC." is not the same as "I accuse @icallbull of benefit/tax fraud".