mjbyrnex - Mel

ComputerSaysNo said:

Yesterday's Day in the Life is up! Oooooooh it's so enthralling!
Melvyn cleans her teeth, packs her bag, does an exaggerated fake yawn, drives to work, makes a drink, sits at her desk, goes outside because she thinks she's having a stroke (yep cos everyone films themselves when they think that don't they), trudges round the wetlands, finishes work, fake singing for the camera, picks Dopey Andrew up, fake kiss, makes dinner.
Abso-bloody-lutely rivetting stuff.

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I love how she pretends to leave the car and her phone

Phone on work hours shouldn't be allowed also.

Don’t normally comment but the seat comment with Andrew moving it just reminded me of Norbert and Rasputia

It's just all so painfully contrived. The fake yawn was the starters.
Who on earth thinks they might be having a stroke so they go outside and film themselves? Everyone knows she wasn't having a stroke and she'll no doubt blame her health anxiety but that was just bullshit so that she could go outside and likely vape. I'd put money on her bosses praying for the day she hands her notice in.
Then we have Melvyn BLARING the radio in a staged sing-a-long. Cos she wants everyone to think she's SOOOOO cool rather than a woman who seems to have very dubious double standards when it comes to what constitutes sexual abuse of children.
I'd love to know what's happened to her middle brother. The cynic in me thinks he's been warned off telling his version of events. Which would be beyond ironic given that Melvyn's mantra is that SHE WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
But any other f who dares speak out against her will be.

100k followers.
10k bought.

100k followers blinded at her double standards.

100k followers are ok with shag bandit sleeping with her family before her and cheating on her by sleeping with his ex
100k followers are ok with the stepson being a n0nce.
100k followers are ok that she speaks about her family member who have clearly said leave him out of it.

Safe to say that 100k followers are all mentally ill themselves.

All unhappy with their lives so they just spend money on this awful trainwreck of a woman.

How naive was Mel talking about MS on her live, saying it's not genetic so implying she'll be ok. Forgetting to mention smoking, obesity & being in your 30s are key factors in getting MS. Mel who's put on 6 stone, smokes like a chimney & is in her 30s. I hate her arrogance & cockiness

It’s giving suspicious

flipfloppy23 said:

It’s giving suspicious

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Mel was DESPERATE to get to her 100k I'm positive she's bought alot of followers, she's even done a kind of acceptance speech which is even more hilarious. She's talking like she's won the lottery when the reality is she's got 100k people watching her life fall apart, watching her make a complete fool of herself & watching her throw her family under the bus. Those 100k people, well, the few who actually watch her content are there waiting for her next drama. The woman has a p&edo father in law, p&edo eldest brother & a p&edo stepson, she strips off regularly, is a freak of nature in terms of her alien spaces eyes, greasier than greasy hair & skin & hairy face & beard. She describes private sexual kinks to traumatized trauma sufferers & is a closet gay, plus she has a mouth like a sewer rat. She has health anxiety yet is a walking patient with the massive weight gain, beer drinking, lazy lifestyle & smoking. If rough arsed yorkshire lass making a fool of herself so publicly is your thing Mel's ya gal. She'll be at a million followers soon with her freaky quirks. Look how popular Jade Goody was!

100k followers but looks at the last 10 Tok Toks, all less than 100 followers, many less than 50, one less than 10
Mel's a skanky lying joke!

On a week where Paddy McGuiness is busting his nuts cycling 300 miles on a Raleigh Chopper from England to Scotland raising millions for Children in Need, he's showing he's far more humility than Melissa Byrne.

Mel has the audacity to celebrate buying & getting 100k drama seekers watching her filthy, unhealthy, slovenly, disgusting life crash from drama to drama. Wow Mel aren't you a real treat!

CustardCream said:

100k followers but looks at the last 10 Tok Toks, all less than 100 followers, many less than 50, one less than 10
Mel's a skanky lying joke!

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Its bizarre, her followers are going up but the interaction seems to be going significantly down?

I've just noticed that there are 1,870 critical comments about Mel on here
I wouldn't be able to leave the house if there were 1,870 public criticisms about me. The woman has more front than Beachy Head! That or she's extremely desperate to become Tik Tok famous!

BullshitDetector said:

Gay Mel......

Type gay women into TikTok, it describes Mel perfectly to those who don't know what to look for. Plus here's a few little things......
Mel wears a carabineer on her jeans to carry her keys. Type "gay women, carabineer" into TikTok. If you know you know
Have a look at TikTok for gay women who wear rings. If you know you know
Scroll Mel's TikTok & see how butch she dresses Mel in her waistcoat, if you know you know

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I've been thinking about what you said yesterday about Mel being a closet gay. I don't have a gaydar as I'm not gay but I've never been able to put my finger on what's different about Mel. I realise now it's how butch & masculine she is most of the time. She dresses so masculine and talks so aggressively. She's deffo full of testosterone. If shag bandit is the only man she's found attractive it makes ya wonder how many women she's found attractive? Bet it's a lot more than men if Andrew's the only man. Didn't she also say that one of her female step kids wanted to become a bloke? So she's got a family with 3 p&edos in it & 1 who wants to change sex & 1 who wants to be gay. And that's the ones we know about!