I'm half expecting her to pull a prosthetic leg out from somewhere and claim she's been an amputee all along.She'd shag a donkey if it gave her attention
She sooooooooooo would
mjbyrnex - Mel
Ooh it's Workday Wednesday! Melvyn's treating us to a day in the life of! Lucky world!
This could be really intriguing if she had an interesting job but she doesn't. It's an office job on an industrial estate not far from the M1.
She can't specifically show what she does (admin) because of GDPR and we've already had the coffee machine shot and her pointlessly sat at the side of the wetlands as Trucker Trevor rumbles past so my expectations aren't soaring but I can't wait to see what she'll cobble together.
I'm sure it's going to be good though because she's announced it.
This could be really intriguing if she had an interesting job but she doesn't. It's an office job on an industrial estate not far from the M1.
She can't specifically show what she does (admin) because of GDPR and we've already had the coffee machine shot and her pointlessly sat at the side of the wetlands as Trucker Trevor rumbles past so my expectations aren't soaring but I can't wait to see what she'll cobble together.
I'm sure it's going to be good though because she's announced it.
Gay Mel......
Type gay women into TikTok, it describes Mel perfectly to those who don't know what to look for. Plus here's a few little things......
Mel wears a carabineer on her jeans to carry her keys. Type "gay women, carabineer" into TikTok. If you know you know
Have a look at TikTok for gay women who wear rings. If you know you know
Scroll Mel's TikTok & see how butch she dresses Mel in her waistcoat, if you know you know
Type gay women into TikTok, it describes Mel perfectly to those who don't know what to look for. Plus here's a few little things......
Mel wears a carabineer on her jeans to carry her keys. Type "gay women, carabineer" into TikTok. If you know you know
Have a look at TikTok for gay women who wear rings. If you know you know
Scroll Mel's TikTok & see how butch she dresses
Mel in her waistcoat, if you know you know
Can we add that XXXXXXL denim jacket?Gay Mel......
Type gay women into TikTok, it describes Mel perfectly to those who don't know what to look for. Plus here's a few little things......
Mel wears a carabineer on her jeans to carry her keys. Type "gay women, carabineer" into TikTok. If you know you know
Have a look at TikTok for gay women who wear rings. If you know you know
Scroll Mel's TikTok & see how butch she dresses
I don't know if anyone else is watching Big Brother but there's a girl on there who's gay and she was describing some slang terms for types of gay women. I can't honestly recall them all in detail but I'd be curious to know if anyone else did and recall what they were. And in turn, where Melvyn would fit into them.
Are the badges a gay woman thing? 
I don't watch it but there's Butch, masc, dyke, futch, so many,
big difference between butch and masc tho, too long to explain on my lunch break, TikTok prob will.
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Holy Hell, I'd only ever seen big butch men carry their keys on a carabineer, now I remember I've seen Mel carry her keys on a carabineer attached to her jeansGay Mel......
Type gay women into TikTok, it describes Mel perfectly to those who don't know what to look for. Plus here's a few little things......
Mel wears a carabineer on her jeans to carry her keys. Type "gay women, carabineer" into TikTok. If you know you know
Have a look at TikTok for gay women who wear rings. If you know you know
Scroll Mel's TikTok & see how butch she dresses
Could Mel be any more weird! 
Bisexual/Closet Gay/Very Weird Looking/Gained6stone/Hairy/Arrogant/Married to a Shag Bandit/Obsessed about her past/Plate thrower extraordinaire/Big boozer/Carabineer Queen/Gobby/Butch.....
The list is neverending!
Bisexual/Closet Gay/Very Weird Looking/Gained6stone/Hairy/Arrogant/Married to a Shag Bandit/Obsessed about her past/Plate thrower extraordinaire/Big boozer/Carabineer Queen/Gobby/Butch.....
The list is neverending!
How dare them ducks cross the road & make Sid have to stop! Of course it's the ducks fault! They are probably narcissistic ducks out to ruin Sid's life! 
She's still using the narrative that SHE cut contact with her Mother.
I honestly believe Melvyn is one of those people who starts to believe her own lies.
I honestly believe Melvyn is one of those people who starts to believe her own lies.
The one that stuck in my head was Labrador.I don't watch it but there's Butch, masc, dyke, futch, so many,
I've heard of Golden Retriever Lesbians, which are supposedly happy puppy like women, eager to please, friendly etc. Definitely not like arrogant Mel. I've heard the term Labrador in terms of men. There are lots of new names that go alongside the butch or femme description. I'm old school. Butch & Femme are identity labels & alot of the new additions kind of trivialise the identity label but each to their own. If she ever steps outside her closet, I'd identify Mel as a butch lesbian.
Sat on another life stream answering the same questions she's been answering all year 
She's unbelievable. I've just watched her live for about 15 minutes. She asked Dopey Andrew to bring her a Christmas ornament to put on the table behind her. He brought the most chavtastic Santa on a cow ornament and she put it on the table behind her.
Melvyn then resumed answering questions from people and one of them was "How can I deal with my trauma?" (I'm paraphrasing but that was the jist).
Melvyn's stock answer was "Talk about it" but mid-answer she suddenly said "Oh you can't see the cow" and turned round to move it into view. Slapbang in the middle of answering a question about trauma, she's fing about with the dirty ornament behind her.
She's genuinely not interested in helping anyone. TikTok is just a cash cow (pardon the pun) to her.
Melvyn then resumed answering questions from people and one of them was "How can I deal with my trauma?" (I'm paraphrasing but that was the jist).
Melvyn's stock answer was "Talk about it" but mid-answer she suddenly said "Oh you can't see the cow" and turned round to move it into view. Slapbang in the middle of answering a question about trauma, she's fing about with the dirty ornament behind her.
She's genuinely not interested in helping anyone. TikTok is just a cash cow (pardon the pun) to her.
Did you see Sid say send me a DM & I'll send you a picture of my tits
despite knowing her stepson (the one who sleeps with children) was on her live. Sid doesn't give a flying fish about traumatised people, she's disgusting.So in her latest video she is replying to a comment. The question being ‘Mel did you ever tell your mum to her face she’s a narc?’ Mel then goes on to explain that her ‘therapist’ in the past had mentioned to her that they think her mum is a narcissist and that she ought to research it. That’s BS. No therapist is going to tell you that they think someone in your life is a narcissist and to look into it. I have a nasty mother myself and am currently going through therapy not once has my therapist ever said such a thing. That just wouldn’t be something they would do. Saw this comment on the video which I couldn’t agree more with! Full of lies Mel to fit your delusional narrative. It was your mum that cut you off and it’s no wonder why !!
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Just saw a comment saying "Kayleigh said she is going to get you to 100k"..............
Also someone said "who's 8 years older" her face dropped
Where's that website again where you can see a pike of followers again I think she is at it again
Also someone said "who's 8 years older" her face dropped
Where's that website again where you can see a pike of followers again I think she is at it again
I didn't see that thankfully!Did you see Sid say send me a DM & I'll send you a picture of my tits
What I did catch was her retelling how she knew she'd been sexually abused and I find it interesting how this story is ever evolving.
She said she had a hunch something had happened but it was only during therapy that she realised it had.
She then said that at the time it happened, at 9 years old, she thought they were just playing a game.
So, she couldn't recall anything happening for certain until she saw a therapist but she can remember thinking at the time that they were just playing a game..
Yesterday's Day in the Life is up! Oooooooh it's so enthralling!
Melvyn cleans her teeth, packs her bag, does an exaggerated fake yawn, drives to work, makes a drink, sits at her desk, goes outside because she thinks she's having a stroke (yep cos everyone films themselves when they think that don't they), trudges round the wetlands, finishes work, fake singing for the camera, picks Dopey Andrew up, fake kiss, makes dinner.
Abso-bloody-lutely rivetting stuff.
Oooooooh it's so enthralling! Melvyn cleans her teeth, packs her bag, does an exaggerated fake yawn, drives to work, makes a drink, sits at her desk, goes outside because she thinks she's having a stroke (yep cos everyone films themselves when they think that don't they), trudges round the wetlands, finishes work, fake singing for the camera, picks Dopey Andrew up, fake kiss, makes dinner.
Abso-bloody-lutely rivetting stuff.