Well that’s embarrassing
mjbyrnex - Mel
I was thinking it was weird too!I have many good long standing friends, but I've never posed like this with them..
Get ready for a big influx of videos as hardly any posted over xmas period. How has she managed to swerve the 3 TT a day to keep the algorithim??
It's hilarious how she just drops her flock for the "platonic" love of her life 
so transparent Mel! Clearly shag bandit is filling the gap till she's brave enough to come out.
so transparent Mel! Clearly shag bandit is filling the gap till she's brave enough to come out.
How many times does Sid need to say she's had such a wonderful time for Christmas to make it sound believable? 
From her Christmas TikTok the other day it's clear she experienced Christmas through beer goggles as there were cans of beer on nearly every shot! It even looked like the kids were drinking 
Clearly anything goes in the Byrne Squat!
From her Christmas TikTok the other day it's clear she experienced Christmas through beer goggles as there were cans of beer on nearly every shot! It even looked like the kids were drinking Clearly anything goes in the Byrne Squat!
She really does waffle to extend the length of her videos yet it does absolutely nothing for her engagement figures.
Her Christmas Day offering has pitifully poor interaction.
Much like the hoards of people she claimed visited her over the festive period - I wonder if they had crowd control barriers out front?
She knows they only visited to see their son, brother and nephew. Sadly Melvyn is just his current accessory, not the star attraction.
Interestingly, Dope Junior wasn't allowed to mingle with the crowds during the main event. Him being in the vicinity of young children is a no no.
I love her optimism though. She's going to get bigger in 2025 she said with conviction.
I know she meant her TikTok account but that's not the only thing that's expanding.
I wonder if the Dope bought anyone else something nice for Christmas..
Her Christmas Day offering has pitifully poor interaction.
Much like the hoards of people she claimed visited her over the festive period - I wonder if they had crowd control barriers out front?
She knows they only visited to see their son, brother and nephew. Sadly Melvyn is just his current accessory, not the star attraction.
Interestingly, Dope Junior wasn't allowed to mingle with the crowds during the main event. Him being in the vicinity of young children is a no no.
I love her optimism though. She's going to get bigger in 2025 she said with conviction.
I know she meant her TikTok account but that's not the only thing that's expanding.
I wonder if the Dope bought anyone else something nice for Christmas..
Yes yes yesShe really does waffle to extend the length of her videos yet it does absolutely nothing for her engagement figures.
Her Christmas Day offering has pitifully poor interaction.
Much like the hoards of people she claimed visited her over the festive period - I wonder if they had crowd control barriers out front?
She knows they only visited to see their son, brother and nephew. Sadly Melvyn is just his current accessory, not the star attraction.
Interestingly, Dope Junior wasn't allowed to mingle with the crowds during the main event. Him being in the vicinity of young children is a no no.
I love her optimism though. She's going to get bigger in 2025 she said with conviction.
I know she meant her TikTok account but that's not the only thing that's expanding.
I wonder if the Dope bought anyone else something nice for Christmas..
Mel's TikToks literally are just total waffles! Word salad waffles! Interesting how shag bandit p&do junior was kept away from all the kids at Christmas! Nobody wants a p&do for Christmas! Did everyone see her Facebook Christmas day post? FML! What a really special looking bunch of people! It looks like they were released for a few hours into the squat & into shag bandits care! Bet the squat smelt particularly ripe all day! I for one am glad Mel's not going anywhere, she makes my bathroom visits hilarious!!!
I really don't know why Melvyn bothers obscuring the Dopes kids faces on TikTok when she puts them on her Facebook cover photo, which is by default always set to 'public'.
She's a walking contradiction.
Harry looks like a nice handsome young man.
She's a walking contradiction.
Harry looks like a nice handsome young man.